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Umbuzo: Ziyaphi izinkomo ngoMgqibelo ebusuku?
A: Kuma-MOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooovies.

Umbuzo: Iyiphi incwadi eyintandokazi yesigebengu?
A: Errrrrrrr.

Umbuzo: Wathini omunye utamatisi komunye utamatisi?
A: Qhubeka futhi ngizofaka i-ketchup.

Umbuzo: Kuyini okunsundu nokunamathelayo?
A: Induku!

Umbuzo: Uwenza kanjani umdanso wethishu?
A: Faka i-boogie encane kuyo.

Knock, ngqongqotha
Ubani okhona?
Boo.
Boo ngobani?
Ungakhali, yimina kuphela.

Umbuzo: Bafundani ama-elves esikoleni?
A: I-elf-abet.

Umbuzo: Ulibiza ngani i-dinosaur eyimpumputhe?
A: Ingabe-uya-cabanga-he-saurus.

Umbuzo: Zonke izilwandle zibingelelana kanjani?
A: Bahamba!

Umbuzo: Usibiza ngokuthini isitimela esithimula?
A: Isitimela se-Achoo-choo.

Umbuzo: Hlobo luni lomthakathi oluthola olwandle?
A: I-sand-wich!

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