Bathi ekuqaleni kwawo-2000 babuyile, kodwa angizange ngicabange ukuthi babeqonde lokhu. I-jeans ephansi? Impela. 'Frosted' iso shadow? Kungcono kakhulu. Kodwa Bennifer ?! Ngicela ungixolele ngisaphakamisa imihlathi phansi.
Ngakho-ke uma ungenayo isexwayiso se-Google, awunaso isexwayiso se-Google esisethelwe ngokoqobo nganoma yisiphi isikhathi. UJennifer Lopez wenza okuningi njenge-flip yezinwele (Unecala!), nansi i-411: Ngesonto eledlule, u-Jenny waseBlock kanye no-Batman wangaphambili / ongeyena-mkhulu-u-Batman u-Ben Affleck babehlanganyela e-Los Angeles, ngokusho kwemibiko evela Ikhasi Lesithupha . (A-Rod, ubani?!) Manje, kusho imithombo Abantu ukuthi u-Bennifer uchithe isikhathi ndawonye e-Montana.
Ngokusho kwemithombo, '[uJennifer] uchithe izinsuku ezimbalwa noBen ngaphandle kwedolobha. Banokuxhumana okuqinile. Konke bekushesha futhi kushubile, kodwa uJennifer ujabule.' Kulungile, yini ini kuyenzeka?!
BengiyiQembu J.Diddy. Ngibhalisele ngenhliziyo yonke #JAnthony. Futhi nakuba ngingakwazi ukusho ilulwane le-baseball esigxotsheni sokudoba, bengigibele ngibheke ku-A-Lo/J.Rod. Kodwa-ke, ngicela ungadlali ngemizwa yami ngokugcona ukubuya kokugcina: Bennifer.
Njenganoma yikuphi okuhle iminyaka eminingi uyazi (futhi mhlawumbe nanoma iyiphi inkulungwane yeminyaka, kodwa ngenqaba ukuzibiza ngomunye walabo), u-Lopez no-Affleck babengumbhangqwana ekuqaleni kwawo-2000. Baqala ukuthandana ngo-2002 futhi babe nezinhlelo zokushada ngo-September ka-2003. Kodwa ubuhlungu benhliziyo engabuzwa lapho kuqedwa umshado-kanye nokuhoxiswa kobudlelwane ngo-January 2004-mhlawumbe kwaphikisana nokwehlukana okwesabekayo. UBrad Pitt noJennifer Aniston (AKA the okunye Bennifer). Kube ukuhlukana okubuhlungu kubalandeli bezindaba zothando zosaziwayo yonke indawo.
Ohamba phambili no-Lopez kanye no-A-Rod osanda kushada basanda kukhansela ubuhlobo babo unomphela. Futhi kubonakala sengathi umculi othi 'Asikhulume Kakhulu' uthola induduzo—kungakhathaliseki ukuthi lokho kusho ubungane noma ngaphezulu—ezingalweni zentandokazi yawo wonke umuntu i-Not-Matt-Damon. Manje kufanele ngenzeni mina (kanye nesizukulwane sami sonke) ngalolu lwazi?
Ngakolunye uhlangothi, lezi mhlawumbe yizindaba eziduduza kakhulu. Okokuqala, kungibuyisela esikhathini esilula, esilula ngaphambi kokufihla ubuso kanye nemidlalo yokuklabalasa yezombusazwe esidlweni sakusihlwa sokubonga. Isikhathi lapho ukukhathazeka kwami okukhulu kuhilela ukuthi ngabe u-Emma Watson angaba yini umlingisi ongcono kakhulu kwakamuva u-Harry Potter isitolimende (spoiler: waye...futhi wayengekho). Futhi-ke, kukhona lowo muzwa ofudumele ongaqondakali owenzeka ekupheleni kwe-rom-com lapho umbhangqwana owawuzabalaza ngokumelene nobunzima kanye namathuluzi etulo ahlekisayo ekugcineni ugcina ndawonye. Akukona yini ukumamatheka ukuthi u-Affleck no-Lopez mhlawumbe bathole omunye komunye ekupheleni kwempilo yangempela Intombazane yaseJersey ?!
Kodwa ngakolunye uhlangothi, ingabe ngigxuma isibhamu ngokucwila ngiqonde kulelo chibi elifudumele lokulangazelela ngemva 'kwemibiko' embalwa yokuhlangana kabusha kuka-Bennifer? Ngokweqiniso angazi noma ngingakwazi yini ukuba nemizwa yami idlalwe ngale ndlela. Kungenzeka ukuthi imibiko ingamanga (angicabangi ukuthi ingamanga) noma kungenzeka, lokhu ukuphaphaza kwesikhashana lapho u-Lopez ethola ukunethezeka ngobuso/umhlathi awujwayelekile. Noma ngabe kungokothando, lokhu kubhanqa kabusha kungenzeka kugcine ngokunga- Indlela efana no-Nora-Efron , ne-'Bennifer Breaks Again' isakazeka esikrinini sami—nakuba kungenzeka ngibe nomcabango owengeziwe esihlokweni esihlekisayo.
Ngakho-ke nakuba mina nomhlaba wonke sizama ukwenza umqondo walezi zindaba, kubonakala kunengqondo kakhulu ukwehlisa okulindelekile nokusetha imigoqo mayelana nentuthuko yesikhathi esizayo. Ngoba uma kukhona okuthile ngo-2020 (nayo yonke imishado ekhanseliwe ka-J.Lo) engifundise yona, kungukuthi sonke singathemba ukuthi Umhleli Womshado , kodwa maningi amathuba okuthi sigcine nge Iminduze .
OKUhlobene: I-Insta Yakamuva Ka-J.Lo Isinikeze Ukuthimula Okungavamile Ekhaya Lakhe (& OMG Bheka Zonke Lezo Zihlangu)
