Ezinsukwini (ezifana nephupho) esizichithe sisebenza ehhovisi, uhlelo lwethu oluvulekile lwaphansi lwembula iqiniso elimangalisayo: Umngane wami wedeski wayehlelekile; Ngangingekho. Imonitha yakhe yayibekwe phezu kwenqwaba yezincwadi ezinemibala. Eyami, ebanjwe kuwebhu yamachords anothuli, kwakuyindawo yokuphumula yamanothi anamathelayo abhalwe ngokuphithizela kanye nemidwebo emidala. Amafayela akudeskithophu yakhe ahlala kumafolda anelebula asemaphethelweni esikrini sakhe. Ideskithophu yami ibiphethe umlaza wezithombe-skrini ezindala, okusalungiswa kwezihloko kanye nefolishi ye-meme. Ukuqhathanisa okugqamile kwangenza ngazibuza ukuthi kungani ngingcolile, futhi uma kukhona noma yini engingayisola ngokuthambekela kwami kwesiphithiphithi. Ngena, ukubhula ngezinkanyezi: umhlahlandlela wethu wokuqala wemvelo yomuntu. Okungukuthi, kungani abanye bethu belangazelela izinhlelo ezinezinyathelo eziningi kuyilapho abanye bengakwazi ukubona ngale kwemfuhlumfuhlu. Ngezansi, izimpawu ezintathu ze-zodiac ezihleleke kakhulu nokuthi kungani benekhono lokuzigcina ndawonye.
(IHubo: Izimpawu zakho zezinkanyezi zihlanganisa izindikimba eziyishumi nambili zasemkhathini, hhayi nje uphawu lwakho lwelanga. Ukuze uthole isithombe sakho sonke seplanethi, hlola ishadi lokuzalwa .)
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22): Umsizi
Ama-Virgo zivame ukuphonswa njengama-freaks okulawula okuhlanganisayo we-zodiac, kodwa akulula kangako. Enhliziyweni, i-Virgo izinikele ekusizeni abanye. Balungisa iresiphi yakho yesinkwa sikalamula ukuze bayenze ukuthinta kunempilo, bahlela incwadi yakho yekhava futhi bahlela kabusha ifenisha yakho ukuze uvumele ukugeleza kwamandla okungcono. Izimpawu zomhlaba ziyabuza phakade, Ngingakwenza kanjani lokhu kube ngcono? Futhi uma kukhulunywa ngenhlangano, imininingwane-kuthambekeleI-Virgo ethathekile iyazi ukuthi izitezi zokhuni oluqinile zingahlala zihlanzekile futhi nokubhala ngesandla kucocekile. Eqondiswa i-Mercury, uphawu lwe-cosmic lokufunda, ukucabanga nokushintshisana ngemibono, ama-Virgo aye acabanga ngamawala ngayo yonke imiphumela engaba khona yosuku lwawo. Inkhulumomphendvulwano yabo yangaphakathi yomjaho ilungiswa izingubo ezihleliwe kanye nezinhlu ezinhle zokwenziwa ngokwegrama. (Futhi awukwazi ukukhululeka ekilasini le-yoga uma ungakuhleleli, akunjalo?)
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): The Achiever
Ukumangala! Olunye uphawu lomhlaba olusekelwe phansi luphezulu ohlwini lwabanobuhle benhlangano. Ukusebenza kahle igama lomdlalo nge I-Capricorn , futhi bayazi ukuthi impumelelo iqala ngohlelo olukhulu. Kungani uchitha isikhathi sokulala lapho ungavuka ngo-5 ekuseni, ushaye ibhulakufesi (eligcwele i-caffeinated) futhi ulalele i-podcast yezindaba efundisayo? Ibuswa u-Saturn, oqondisa izigwegwe weplanethi, i-Cap iyakhanya lapho kwakhiwa amasistimu, izikhathi zesikhathi kanye namazinga aphezulu ngokungenamahloni. Izikhala ezingcolile namabhokisi okungenayo aminyene asongela ukunensa umjaho weminyaka yonke weCapricorn ukuze ufinyelele imigomo yawo. Uma kukhulunywa ngokufeza izifiso zabo eziphakeme kakhulu, ukugoba akuyona inketho (kodwa sihlala sikhona indawo yamahlaya okuzidelela kaCap endleleni). Izitsha ze-burrito ezilungiselelwe ukudla, noma ubani?
Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20): The Empath
Njengabadali abaphuphayo be-zodiac, kungase kumangaze ukukubona AmaPisces phakathi kwamazinga amafolda amasokisi nabathandi besipredishithi. Kodwa lezi zimpawu zamanzi ziyazwela, okusho ukuthi zizwela kakhulu ekushintsheni endaweni yazo. Lapho izingane zakubo ziqophisana ngehembe elintshontshiwe, amaPisces azwa ukushuba okushisayo ngaphakathi kwegumbi futhi ngaphakathi kwawo amahora ngemuva kokuthi impi isiphelile. Ngakho-ke lapho indawo ezungezile iminyene (bheka: umbhoshongo wezitsha olenga kusinki), amaPisces ahlakaniphile azizwa edidekile ngokomzwelo. Njengenye yezimpawu ezine eziguquguqukayo, amaPisces ahlala enyakaza futhi eshintsha. Cabanga ngawo njengamanzi agelezayo ashintshashintshayo ukuze alingane nomfudlana omncane noma ulwandle olukhulu oluhlala kuwo. Ama-Pisces adinga ukwakheka ukuze azinqande ekuchithekeni kuzo zonke izinhlangothi. Ukuhleleka akuyona indlela yokusungula izinqubo noma ukubeka imigomo, kodwa njengomkhuba odingekayo ukuze amaPisces asuse imiqondo yawo futhi akhiphe umoya.
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