Ingxoxo Yeqembu ikukholomu yezeluleko zeviki zonke ze-The Know, lapho abahleli bethu bephendula imibuzo yakho mayelana nokuqomisana, ubungane, umndeni, inkundla yezokuxhumana nokunye. Unombuzo wengxoxo? Ihambise lapha ngokungaziwa futhi sizokwenza konke okusemandleni ethu ukuphendula.
Sawubona, Ingxoxo Yeqembu,
Ngisanda kuthola umbhalo ovela enombolweni eyimfihlakalo othi ‘hey!’ ngaphandle kokuluhlaza. Ngigcine ngiyekile ukuqagela ngabuza ukuthi ubani kwavela ukuthi nguye lo mfana engake ngathandana naye NGONYAKA odlule engangimthanda kodwa wangibhebha ngemuva nje kokugcina kwethu. Emlayezweni wakhe, uthe, ngiyazi ukuthi lokhu kungithathe isikhathi eside kunalokho obekufanele kwenzeke, kodwa ngiyaxolisa ngokukubhuqa esikhathini esidlule…
Ngiyazi ukuthi lokhu kuzwakala kanjani, kodwa ingabe ngiyahlanya ngokucabangela ukumnika?! Usizo!
Ozithobayo, Ghost Buster
Ghost Buster othandekayo,
U-Jamé Jackson, owenqaba ukuphathwa njengombukiso we-Netflix owusikayo futhi uwuvale, kusho ngenhlonipho … Sawubona! Ngiyaxolisa ukukubeka ngokungagwegwesi, kodwa leyo ndoda isebenzisa wena ukuze inelise isidingo sayo esinganelisi sokusebenzelana kwabantu. Ubani nje okhumbula ngokungahleliwe ngemva konyaka ukuthi bafe umuntu? Yini abeyenza kulezi zinsuku ezingama-365 ezedlule? Ubekuphi? Ube nobani? Iqiniso liwukuthi usukhulile ngethemba esikhathini esingangonyaka, ngakho wazi kanjani ukuthi usafuna ukuba nawe omusha? Wayenza into yakhe kwangalunga. Manje ufuna wena, into endala-entsha, ubuye. Impilo ingamathuba esibili kodwa hhayi lapho uphuthaza kakhulu isikhwama sokuqala.
UyiRitz Carlton hhayi i-1-star Bates Motel eminyango yayo ihlala ivuliwe! Wakubonisa emuva ngaleso sikhathi ukuthi ubaluleke kangakanani kuye, futhi ngenkathi ngithi phendula ngokuqinisekile ukuze ube muhle, ungazibekeli esimweni sokuhlukumezeka okwesibili. Ngaphezu kwalokho, asizibizi izipoki noma sizame ukuzenza abantu. Ukudlile futhi udinga ukuhlala lapho nje, ezweni lezipoki. Okwamanje, ngiyakunxusa ukuthi uthole okuthile okuhle ongakubuka ku-inthanethi noma ekhaya ukuze ususe ingqondo yakho kulo mfana. Wasusa umqondo wakhe kuwe kudala!
Dylan Tuba , owaphaphama ngendlela eyisimanga eqala ukubona UCasper , uthi … Izipoki azikwazi ukuwelela ngaphesheya ngenxa yebhizinisi elingakaqedwa. Nguwe lowo. Icala alizwayo limgcina eboshiwe endaweni yasemhlabeni. Futhi uyazi ukuthi uMhlaba unjani manje?
Njengendoda engokomoya, iseluleko sami ukuthi ngihambe ngayo. Izipoki zingashisa kakhulu, njengo-Patrick Schwayze enza izitsha zobumba ezingenahembe ezihehayo Isipoki noma iNkosi uBoo kaMario ngolimi lwayo olukhulu. Okungcono kakhulu, unedethi emangalisayo ephenduka ibe ingunaphakade lezikhathi ezimnandi. Okubi kakhulu, uhlanza indlu yakho futhi uqhubeke.
UKelsey Weekman, okuwukuphela kwephutha lakhe empilweni ukuthanda kwakhe isipoki, uthi … Ngiyazi ukuthi lokhu kuwukuthatha okubabayo, kodwa ngi-pro-ghosting. Ngicabanga ukuthi kuyindlela enesihe kakhulu yokuqeda ubudlelwano obufushane. Uma othile engakuphenduli, u-1. ufile (RIP kodwa ngeke esakwazi ukujola), 2. kabi ekuthumeleni umbhalo (ngakho uvika inhlamvu) noma 3. akanantshisekelo. Ngenxa ye-ghosting, ungakwazi ukufaka ngengqondo ukuphela kwanoma ibuphi ubuhlobo ngaphansi kwezigaba ezimbili zokuqala hhayi esesithathu, ukuze kungabikho muntu ongalimaza imizwa yakho!
Noma kunjalo, ukuthola umbhalo oluhlaza ngemva konyaka kusho ukuthi akafile, kodwa UYAMhlupha, futhi ukujola naye kungaba mnandi ngoba okungenani uzokwazi ukumosa phezu kwesipoki ukuze aphule umthetho. iqhwa. Ngincoma ukuyizama, futhi uma ingahambi kahle, ungathola ukudla kwamahhala kanye nendaba enhle. Iphuzu lokwenza NOMA YILUPHI, kimi, ukuthola indaba emnandi kuyo. Okuqukethwe kwesikhumbuzo sakho, uma uthanda. Futhi njengokuthi ... ingabe kukhona okungcono ongakwenza?
U-Katie Mather, obezonikeza lo mfana ithuba lesibili uma ubeno-6'2 ″, uthi... Okokuqala nje, ngokobuchwepheshe usumnike ithuba lesibili. Uwuphendulile umbhalo wakhe yize ungazi ukuthi uphuma kubani bese kuthi wakwenza waqagela ukuthi ubani . Leso yisiteleka sesibili futhi yize singayithandi i-baseball ngoba iyabhora, kuyacaca ukuthi lo mfana usevele wasichithela isikhathi.
Ngithanda ukubiza lokhu nge-Robert Frost Dilemma yakudala — uyazi, imigwaqo emibili ephambukayo. Uyibonile iphosta ekilasini lakho likathisha wesiNgisi webanga lesishiyagalolunye futhi, ngenxa yokuthi izinkondlo zinganoma yini, le nkondlo imayelana noRobert Frost ofikelwa isipoki futhi uyazibuza ukuthi enzeni.
Endleleni eyodwa, umnika elinye ithuba. Ukuphela komhlaba kuhambisana nenkathi ye-cuffing, ngikuthola ngokuphelele. Kodwa umgwaqo ongahanjwanga kakhulu - lowo uthisha wakho wesiNgisi webanga lesishiyagalolunye, u-Robert Frost kanye nami sonke esifuna uthathe - ukhahlela lo mfana onqenqemeni.
Ungumhambi oyedwa kuphela - awukwazi ukuthatha yomibili imigwaqo! - futhi ukumane uphendule nge-emoji ye-clown kuzokwenza umehluko.
Futhi, ngubani ophethe abantu abayizipoki ngo-2020? Kuyini lokhu, 2017?
U-Dillon Thompson, okhohlwa ngezinye izikhathi ukuphendula imibhalo *cishe unyaka*, uthi... Lokhu kungahle kuphazamiseke kakhulu noma kugxile kimina (mhlawumbe kokubili), kodwa ukube bengisezicathulweni zakho, umcabango wami wokuqala ubungaba ukuthi ngenzeni ukuze ngikhumbuze lo muntu ukuthi ngikhona? Ngizobe ngisebenzisa ukucwaninga okuphelele kokuthunyelwe kwami kwe-Instagram kwakamuva, ama-tweets kanye ne-heck, ngisho nokubuyekezwa kwami kwamamuvi I-Letterboxd ukuze uthole imikhondo - ngoba lena a eside isikhathi sokubulala umuntu.
Ekugcineni, akunandaba ukuthi yini egqugquzele lo muntu ukuthi azame ukuphinda angene empilweni yakho ngemva konyaka enze sengathi awukho. Okubalulekile ukuthi uzibona kanjani izenzo zabo ngaleso sikhathi, nokuthi ngabe ukhululekile yini ngokuvumela ukuziphatha okubi kushelelezi. Kimina - futhi lokhu ngikusho ngokwazi ukuthi ukuxhumana kwabantu kuyinto enjalo i-premium njengamanje - ayiwufanele umzamo. Yebo, ukuthandana ngesikhathi sobhubhane kunzima, kodwa lokho akusona isizathu sokunikeza isikhathi namandla kumuntu owakushiya ulenga. Ngokubona kwami, akukho nokuxolisa okuyinqaba okucela ithuba lesibili.
I-TL;DR... Izipoki zisemathuneni, hhayi engalweni yakho (ngaphandle uma kunguPatrick Swayze). Kuyeke!
Uma usithandile lesi sihloko, hlola Ingxoxo yethu yokugcina Yeqembu , futhi Chofoza lapha ukuhambisa owakho umbuzo.
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