Izinkulungwane zeminyaka azikwazi ukubamba ikhefu. Uma singekho ukuhlukanisa izinwele zethu ngokungalungile noma ukuba ne-cheugy, bese sisebenzisa imali eningi kakhulu ekutholweni kwe-avocado noma ukwenza amaphutha ebudlelwaneni obukhulu . Ngakolunye uhlangothi, okungenani sonke sindawonye. Noma mhlawumbe cha. Ngokusobala ngeke sisakwazi ukuhlanganisa lezi zono ezinkulu esizukulwaneni sonke; esikhundleni salokho leli qoqo le-pet-doting, abantu abangabaza amaCrocs nabazinikele ejimini lihlukaniswe laba yizizukulwane ezincane. Ngabe wazalwa phakathi kuka-1980 no-1985? Halala, uneminyaka eyinkulungwane yezingane.
Akucaci impela lapho kwavela khona igama elithi geriatric millennial, kodwa ukwanda kwalo kwakamuva kokuduma livela esihlokweni esinesihloko esithi, Kungani I-Hybrid Workforce Yekusasa Incike 'Kuminyaka eyinkulungwane yeGeriatric ibhalwe ngu-Erica Dhawan ye-Medium. Ocezwini, u-Dhawan uthi izinkulungwane zeminyaka ezindala zifaneleka kangcono ukuhola izisebenzi eziyingxube, njengoba ziyisizukulwane esinokuqonda okuphelele kwawo womabili umhlaba wedijithali ne-analog.
Iminyaka eyinkulungwane yamaGeriatric ingafunda umbhalo ongezansi we-SMS njengoba nje ingathola ukungabaza kweklayenti ebusweni balo phakathi nomhlangano wobuso nobuso, kubhala uDhawan. Ababona abangenalwazi ngobuchwepheshe futhi abangene shí kubo kangangokuthi i-voicemail ifaka ukwesaba.
Ezinye izindaba ezinhle: UDhawan uphawula ukuthi amanye ama-CEO aphumelele kakhulu emhlabeni ngeminyaka eyinkulungwane, okuhlanganisa no-Alexis Ohanian we-Reddit, uBrian Chesky wakwa-Airbnb kanye no-Rent the Runway's Jennifer Fleiss.
Kodwa uma ungakaqiniseki ukuthi uyalingana nenani labantu beminyaka eyinkulungwane—usuku lokuzalwa kufanele ulahlwe—bese uvumela lolu hlu lwezimpawu ezingezansi ukuze likukholise. (Futhi uma kukwenza uzizwe ungcono, kukhona ukucindezela okushintsha igama ngakho iminyaka eyinkulungwane enosizini. )
eyodwa. Ubune hotmail, yahoo noma AOL imeyili ikheli. (Futhi bekuyi ez2luv29@hotmail.com)
ezimbili. Uzizwa ukhululekile ngendlela efanayo ukwenza ukubhuka kwesidlo sakusihlwa usebenzisa u-Rezy njengoba ubiza indawo yokudlela futhi ukhuluma nomuntu wangempela.
3. Wenze ama-mix tape (ngokuvamile afaka i-Boys II Men no-Mariah Carey).
Ezine. Umgomo wakho omkhulu ekuphileni kwakuwukuba ngelinye ilanga uye eNew York City ukuze ume ngaphandle kwama-MTV I-TRL neCarson Daily.
5. Awazi kuphela ukuthi iyiphi indlu yakwaHogwarts ongowakho, kodwa ifakiwe ku-Twitter bio yakho.
6. Uyazi ukuthi isithonjana sokulondoloza kukhompuyutha yakho sisho ukuthini. (Ukusikisela: I-floppy disc futhi uyisebenzise eyodwa.)
7. Umsindo womsindo omhlophe olandelwa ama-ding-ding-dings amathathu amancane aziwa ngokuthi i-dial-up internet ikwenza uzizwe ufudumele futhi udidekile ngaphakathi.
8. Kodwa-ke uyakhumbula ukuthi kwakucasula kanjani lapho umama wakho esocingweni ukuze ungakwazi ukusebenzisa i-inthanethi.
9. Imichilo ye-Listerine. Ilokho kuphela.
10. Usayikhumbula iMotrola Razr yakho...
ishumi nanye. ...Obekuwukuthuthuka okubucayi okuvela ku-beeper yakho. (Aka umbhalo wokuqala.)
12. Uyakwazisa ukuthi kulula kangakanani ukwehlisela phansi ifasitela lemoto yakho kulezi zinsuku (konke lokho kugigitheka bekuwukuzivocavoca kwengalo yangempela).
13. Usathukuthele ngaleso sikhathi lapho wawungamaphesenti angama-98 ngokulanda ingoma ku-Napster bese umama wakho ebamba ucingo.
14. NgoLwesihlanu ebusuku kwakusho enye yezinto ezimbili—ukubuka TGIF noma ukuchitha amahora eBlockbuster uzama ukunquma ukuthi iyiphi ifilimu ozoyiqasha.
eziyishumi nanhlanu. Yebo, uhamba nefoni yakho kakhulu yonke indawo kodwa okungenani uyibeke ibheke phansi uma usendaweni yokudlela.
16. I-emoji oyisebenzisa kakhulu i-emoji ekhalayo ehlekayo. ( Vele ungayithumeli kumuntu wakwa-Gen Z. )
17. Uyalijabulela inothi elibhalwe ngesandla (ukuqagela ukuthi yonke leyo minyaka yokubhalela umngane wakho omkhulu ekamu lasehlobo ikhokhele ngempela).
18. Ubonga phakade ukuthi inkundla yezokuxhumana yayingekho ngesikhathi usemusha, funa umhlaba wonke wazi mayelana nokushisekela kwakho i-JTT noma imizamo yakho yokudansa ku-BSB.
19. Uthola iTikTok...kodwa udidekile ngeTwitch.
amashumi amabili. Uma usunesikhathi eside ungaxhumani nomngane wakho, uyamshayela ucingo.
amashumi amabili nanye. Khohlwa i-Fortnight—ukudlala iNyoka kuNokia yakho kwaba intokozo enkulu.
22. Ubufisa sengathi u-Zach Morris no-Lisa Turtle babengabangane bakho, nokuthi abakwa-Walshe babe umndeni wakho.
23. Awusenayo ivoyisimeyili ocingweni lwakho kodwa usakhumbula amahora amaningi wena nomuntu ohlala naye owawachitha nibhala umlayezo ophelele kufoni yakho yegumbi le-dorm yasekolishi.
24. Uzoyeka ukugqoka ama-skinny jeans lapho ewahlubula emzimbeni wakho obandayo, oshonile.
25. Ucasulwe kakhulu umngane wakho okuthumelele lesi sihloko (umh, ubunethemba lokuthi isixhumanisi sikaZillow sendlu ongakwazi ukuyikhokhela).
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