45 Izingcaphuno Zokuthweswa Iziqu Ezihlekisayo Zekilasi Lango-2021 (Ngoba Badinga Ukuhleka)

Amagama Amahle Kakhulu Ezingane

Ukuthweswa iziqu kuyacindezela njengoba kunjalo—udlulela esahlukweni esisha ngokuphelele empilweni yakho. Phonsa ubhubhane ekuhlanganiseni, futhi yonke leyo mizwa yokucasuka nokungaqiniseki ikhuliswa ngokukhethekile ekilasini lika-2021. Kodwa ngezinye izikhathi amahlaya amancane (kanye isipho esikhethekile , incipha iso) ingasiza ukulwa nalezo, Hawu nkosiyami okwenzekayo konke kuyashintsha ahhhh!! imizwa. Bheka lezi zingcaphuno ezihlekisayo zokuthweswa iziqu eziqinisekisa ukukhulula umoya. Zibhale ekhadini, zifunde ku-a iqembu lokuthweswa iziqu elibonakalayo noma uzithumele kulowo mngane oyedwa oyidinga ngempela. Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi yikuphi, awukwazi ukungahambi kahle ngezeluleko ezizwakalayo kodwa ezihlekisayo ezivela ku-Amy Poehler, u-Ellen DeGeneres kanye noCardi B.

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1. Uma bekwazi ukwenza i-penicillin ngesinkwa esikhuntile, bangakwazi ukwenza okuthile ngawe. -Muhammad Ali



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2. Uphothula ekolishi. Lokho kusho ukuthi lolu wusuku lokuqala losuku lokugcina lwempilo yakho. Cha, lokho akulungile. Lolu wusuku lokugcina losuku lokuqala lwesikole. Cha, kubi kakhulu lokho. Lolu wusuku. -Andy Samberg

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3. Uma ekuqaleni ungaphumeleli, thola ukuthi ohluliwe uthola noma yini. - UWilliam Lyon Phelps

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4. Landela intshisekelo yakho, hlala uthembekile kuwena, ungalokothi ulandele indlela yomunye umuntu ngaphandle kokuthi usehlathini futhi ulahlekile futhi ubona indlela ngakho-ke kufanele uyilandele leyo. - Ellen DeGeneres



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5. Bathandekayo bami abaneziqu ezithuthumelayo, senizongena enkathini eningaqiniseki futhi ejabulisa kakhulu ekuphileni kwenu. -Lin-Manuel Miranda

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6. Uma nje isifiso sakho sokuhlola sisikhulu kunesifiso sakho sokungaphambanisi, usendleleni efanele. -Ed Helms

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7. Njengoba uya emhlabeni, ungesabi ukubuza abaholi bakho. Kodwa ungabuzi imibuzo eminingi kakhulu ngesikhathi esisodwa noma enzima kakhulu ngoba abaholi bakho bayakhathala futhi/noma bayahlanya. - Ingabe uFerrell



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8.Indoda engakaze iye esikoleni ingase intshontshe imoto yezimpahla; kodwa uma enemfundo yasenyuvesi, angase antshontshe wonke ujantshi wesitimela. -Theodore Roosevelt

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9. Minyaka yonke, iziphukuphuku eziningi ziyaphothula ekolishi. Futhi uma bengakwenza, nawe ungakwenza. - UJohn Green

Izingcaphuno ezijabulisayo zokuthweswa iziqu u-Will Durant

10. Imfundo iwukutholakala okuqhubekayo kokungazi kwakho. – Will Durant

Izingcaphuno zokuthweswa iziqu ezihlekisayo zikaCardi B

11. Siyakuhalalisela futhi ungavumeli i-coronavirus ... thatha isikhashana esikhethekile kuwe...Qiniseka ukuthi ucwaninga imisebenzi emayelana nemali ofuna ukuyenza esikhathini esizayo. Futhi qiniseka ukuthi ucwaninga umsebenzi ofana nokuthi, ‘Uma ngiqeda futhi ngiyothola umsebenzi, ingabe lo msebenzi uzongisiza ukuba ngikhokhe isikweletu sami sasekolishi? Ingabe izongisiza ngiphile indlela yokuphila engiyifunayo?’ - UCardi B

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12. Umcimbi wokuthweswa iziqu umcimbi lapho isikhulumi sokuqala sitshela izinkulungwane zabafundi abagqoke amakepisi afanayo kanye nezingubo ukuthi ‘ubuntu’ buyisihluthulelo sempumelelo. - URobert Orben

Izingcaphuno zokuthweswa iziqu ezihlekisayo uNeil Gaiman

13. Hlakanipha, ngokuba izwe lidinga ukuhlakanipha. Uma ungeke uhlakaniphe, zenze umuntu ohlakaniphile, bese uziphatha ngendlela abangenza ngayo.— Neil Gaiman

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14. Izinkulumo zokuqalisa zasungulwa kakhulu ngenkolelo yokuthi abafundi basekolishi abaphumayo akufanele nanini bakhululwe emhlabeni baze bapholiswe kahle. -Garry Trudeau

Funny izingcaphuno iziqu Napoleon Hill

15. Umholo omkhulu nomthwalo wemfanelo omncane izimo azivamile ukutholakala ndawonye.-Napoleon Hill

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16. Ngesikhathi ngilingana nawe, sasingenayo i-inthanethi emabhulugweni ethu. Besingenayo ngisho i-inthanethi engekho emabhulugweni ethu. Kwakukubi kanjalo. - URichard Costolo

Funny izingcaphuno iziqu u-Ann Landers

17. INkosi yasinika iziphetho ezimbili: eyokuhlala, neyokuqala ukucabanga ngayo. Impumelelo incike ekutheni iyiphi esiyisebenzisa kakhulu. - U-Ann Landers

Funny izingcaphuno iziqu uFred Allen

18. Ngawufunda kahle kakhulu umthetho, mhlazane ngiqeda ngamangalela ikolishi, ngawina icala, ngabuyelwa nokufunda.-Fred Allen

Funny izingcaphuno iziqu Amy Poehler

19. Zama ukubeka ama-iPhones akho phansi njalo ngemva kwesikhashana futhi ubheke ubuso babantu. Ubuso babantu buzokutshela izinto ezimangalisayo.- Amy Poehler

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20. Angikaze ngivumele imfundo yami iphazamise imfundo yami. - UMark Twain

Funny izingcaphuno iziqu James E. Ryan

21. 'Unyaka ngamunye lapho ngithweswa iziqu, ngiphoqelekile ukuba nginikeze 'amazwi amafushane' ambalwa, ngokuvamile angabi mafushane ngendlela okufanele abe ngayo.' - UJames E. Ryan

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22. Khumbula nje, awukwazi ukukhuphuka ileli lempumelelo izandla zakho zisemaphaketheni akho.'- U-Arnold Schwarzenegger

Izingcaphuno zokuthweswa iziqu ezihlekisayo zikaMilton Berle

23. 'Uma ithuba linganqonqozi, yakha umnyango.'-Milton Berle

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24. Khumbula, uma kuziwa ekufakeni izicelo zemisebenzi, izincwadi kukhona bahlulelwe ngekhava yabo.- Patricia Akins

Izingcaphuno zokuthweswa iziqu ezihlekisayo zikaGeorge W. Bush

25 Kulabo kini abathole ukuhlonishwa, izindondo nokuhlonishwa, ngithi nenze kahle. Kubafundi bakwa-C, ngithi nani ningase ngelinye ilanga nibe ngumongameli wase-United States.-George W. Bush

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26. Okudabukisayo, nokho okujabulisa ngempela ngempilo yakho, ukuthi alukho uhlelo lwezifundo oluwumongo. Indawo yonke iyindawo yokukhetha. - UJon Stewart

Izingcaphuno zokuthweswa iziqu ezihlekisayo uNorm Crosby

27. Isikole sami sasinzima kangangokuba iphephandaba lesikole laba nengxenye yezidumbu.– Norm Crosby

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28. Indlela eya empumelelweni ihlezi ilungiswa. - Lily Tomlin

Izingcaphuno zokuthweswa iziqu ezihlekisayo uLawrence Lowell

29. Yebo luningi ulwazi emanyuvesi: Abafundi abasha bangenisa kancane; abantu abadala abathathi okuningi, ngakho uhlobo lolwazi luyanqwabelana.-Lawrence Lowell

Izingcaphuno zokuthweswa iziqu ezihlekisayo zikaGreg Tamblyn

30. Lapho usuthweswa iziqu uthola ukugqoka ikepisi negawuni, kodwa kuwumqondo omuhle ukuthi futhi ugqoke okuthile ngaphansi kwakho.- Greg Tamblyn

Izingcaphuno zokuthweswa iziqu ezihlekisayo uVidal Sassoon

31. Indawo kuphela lapho impumelelo iza ngaphambi komsebenzi isichazamazwi.-Vidal Sassoon

Izingcaphuno zokuthweswa iziqu ezihlekisayo uRobert Goheen

32. Uma unomuzwa wokuthi izinyawo zombili zitshalwe endaweni esezingeni, kusho ukuthi inyuvesi ihlulekile.- Robert Goheen

Izingcaphuno zokuthweswa iziqu ezihlekisayo uCarol Burnett

33. 'Asiyeki ukuya esikoleni uma siqeda.' UCarol Burnett

Izingcaphuno zokuthweswa iziqu ezihlekisayo zikaGeorge Foreman

34. Ngicabanga ukuthi ukulala bekuyinkinga yami esikoleni. Ukube isikole besiqale ngo-4:00 ntambama, ngabe ngingumfundi wasekolishi namuhla.-George Foreman

Funny izingcaphuno iziqu Bill Watterson

35. Pho, kunjani emhlabeni wangempela? Yebo, ukudla kungcono, kodwa ngaphezu kwalokho, angikuncomi. -Bill Watterson

Izingcaphuno zokuthweswa iziqu ezihlekisayo uDoug Larson

36. 'Inkinga ngokufunda kokuhlangenwe nakho ukuthi awuthweswa iziqu.' Doug Larson

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37. Uma ucabanga ukuthi mncane kakhulu ukuthi ungakwazi ukusebenza kahle, awukaze ulale nomiyane.- UBette Reese

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38. Uzothola isihluthulelo sempumelelo ngaphansi kwewashi le-alamu.-Benjamin Franklin

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39. Iseluleko esihle kakhulu engingasinikeza noma ubani mayelana nokuphumela ezweni yilesi: Ungakwenzi. Kade ngikhona. Kuyisiphithiphithi.- URussell Baker

Izingcaphuno zokuthweswa iziqu ezihlekisayo zikaMichael Jordan

40. 'Ngiqonde ukuthi siyandiza sonke. Uma ususukile phansi, uyandiza. Abanye abantu bandiza isikhathi eside kunabanye.'- Michael Jordan

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41. Into eyake yahlala empumelelweni kwakuyisikhukhukazi. - USarah Brown

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42. Impilo iyintuthuko. Awazi ukuthi kuzokwenzekani ngokulandelayo futhi uvele wenze izinto njengoba uqhubeka. - UStephen Colbert

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43. Usuku lokuthweswa iziqu lunzima kubantu abadala. Baya emcimbini njengabazali. Bafika ekhaya njengabantu besikhathi samanje. Ngemva kweminyaka engamashumi amabili nambili yokukhulisa izingane, azisebenzi. - Erma Bombeck

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44. Indlela eya empumelelweni inezindawo eziningi zokupaka ezilingayo. - Ingabe uRogers

Izingcaphuno zokuthweswa iziqu ezihlekisayo uGary Bolding

45. Imindeni yenu iyaziqhenya kakhulu ngani. Awukwazi ukuwucabanga umuzwa wokukhululeka abawuzwayo. Lesi kungaba isikhathi esihle kakhulu sokucela imali.- Gary Bolding

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