Emdlalweni we-Risk okungukuthi Amakhosikazi Angempela Asekhaya aseNew York , U-Sonja uzithole ehlukanisiwe nabalingani be-zero (sicela, uLuann akabali), eduduzwa kuphela ngokukhohlisa ukuthi i-chignon ne-brunch yamahhala ingaxazulula zonke izinkinga zakhe. Isibindi sokukhuluma kukaSonja, njengoba uDorinda ekubeka, kwenze uSonja ethubeni lokuba yisishimane kule sizini. Kodwa sonke siyalazi iqiniso: Isibindi se konke laba besifazane bayinjini yezindaba yalo mdlalo, futhi lesi siqephu besi…
Ake siqale ngoRamona. I nesibindi ukusingatha iphathi nokwenza sengathi ukuhlonipha umjaho ka-Carole akukhona muntu. Sonke siyazi ukuthi le shindig ye-Hamptons iyisu eliyinkimbinkimbi lokuchitha isikhathi esiningi no-Kirk (i-mannequin epheka), abonise izingilazi zewayini azibambe ethuneni leNkosi uTut futhi azame ukuthola izibukeli ezicebile ukuthi ziqashe indlu yakhe amasonto amabili. unyaka (ngaphandle kwentela). Futhi ungangiqalisi emthanjeni kaRamona wokungaqashi umhlobisi. Kungenzeka ukuthi uzakhele owakho umbuso omncane ngokungenalutho, Ramona, kodwa udinga ukungena ngemvume ku-Homepolish khona manje futhi ufune usizo.
Bese kuba khona uLuann. Nkulunkulu wami. Kudingeka uhlobo oluthile lwe-moxie ukugqoka ukuthi wenze kanjani ephathini yesidlo sakusihlwa sikaRamona. Kunjalo ngempela wenza gqoka i-bat mitzvah yami, nge-updo ephefumulelwe yangaphandle engazange ilingane nekhanda lami elikhulu kanye nezingubo ezibukeka zingcolile ezivela ku-Cache. Nokho, uLu ngowesifazane osekhulile ozishaya isifuba ngokuba yingxenye yezikhulu. Ngakho kancane nesibindi ukugqokisa imiluko—namanje—ngebhulawuzi elinezimpaphe ze-magenta kuyicala elibhekiswe esintwini, futhi uLuann kufanele aboshwe…futhi.
Dorinda, Dorinda, Dorinda. I nesibindi ukuze enze izethameli zohlelo olungokoqobo lwe-TV olungenangqondo olukhuluma ngabesifazane abacebile zicabange ngalo mbuzo Ingabe umuntu angalinganisa isehlukaniso nokufa komngane womshado? kuyisenzo sokuvusa ibhodwe langempela. Kufana nokucela u-Britney Spears wamanje ukuthi acule i-Ave Maria—kuzoxaka futhi kuxake, okuyindlela futhi engingazichaza ngayo zonke izingubo zabo kulesi siqephu. Ngenkathi mina ngokwami ngingakutholi ukucabanga kukaDorinda ngoRichard kungafanele, futhi mina yenza thola uSonja ekhohlisa ngokuphelele, uSonja uqinisile: Awukwazi ukubala ubuhlungu babanye abantu. Akulungile lokho. I nesibindi ukucabanga ukuthi ukulahlekelwa kwakho kulimaza kakhulu kunomunye umuntu kuwukunganaki njengoba uthi u-Sonja enjalo.
Futhi ngokwethembeka? Angikwazi nokungena kuSonja. Ngivele ngidabuke kakhulu. Angithandi ukumbona egetshengwa—ngisho noma kungenxa yokukhohlisa kwakhe. (Leso sithombe esiphezulu somuntu owile, esihlazekile sika-Sonja ngesikhathi se-brunch lapho u-Ramona ehamba sidabukisa inhliziyo!) Kodwa ngayo yonke inkulumo yemithi, ukucindezeleka nokunye, ake sibe nozwelo ngo-Sonja othandekayo. Kudingeka amabhola ensimbi, u-Ramona, ukuwisa umngane lapho ekudinga kakhulu, noma ngabe ukuthumelele umbhalo ekubize nge-P.O.S enganamizwa. Ngoba uyazi yini? Akanaphutha.
Ukufa, isehlukaniso nokucindezeleka eceleni, mhlawumbe okuncibilikisa kakhulu ingqondo onesibindi Isikhathi lapho u-Tinsley ecabanga ukuthi sithenge ukuthi isheke lakhe lizosulwa noma uSonja angeke azame ukulikhipha.
Nakhu ukunikezwa kwalokho kushintshaniswa kombhalo:
Tinsley: Sawubona S, ngicela ulinde kuze kube uMsombuluko ukuze uhlole imali. tx
Sonja: Yhoo? Ingabe yilapho abazali bakho begcwalisa ibhange lakho? Futhi, awukwazanga ngisho ukupela ngiyabonga? Sawubona, ngiyabonga.
Tinsley: Thola ukuphila Sonia.
Sonja: Thola ijezi lika-Bethenny's bf.
Tinsley: LOLz. Ngiyazi. Kuyadabukisa.
---
Tinsley: Kodwa srsly linda kuze kube uMsombuluko
Lesi sizini:
'Abafazi Bangempela Bezindlu BaseNew York' Isizini 10 Isiqephu 1
'Abafazi Bangempela Basemakhaya BaseNew York' Isizini 10 Isiqephu 2
'Abafazi Bangempela Bezindlu BaseNew York' Isizini 10 Isiqephu sesi-3
