‘Amakhosikazi Angempela Asekhaya aseNew York’ Isizini 10 Isiqephu 9: Indlovu Emhlophe Ekamelweni

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Siqala emuva eBerkshires ngengxabano kaBethenny noCarole ishubile. Hhayi ukwelapha isimo... kodwa , U-Bethenny ufuna ngokusobala ukuthi uCarole abe ngumama wakhe, amgone futhi amtshele, Wenza into emangalisayo ePuerto Rico. Bayakudinga. Leyo ukuphela kwencazelo eyamukelekayo yendlela uBethenny aziphatha ngayo—njengebhungu elinesibindi, ecindezela imingcele yalokho angakusho kunina ukuze abone ukuthi usazomthanda yini. Ubonakala kakhulu kusitayela sakho nasembalani wezinwele zakho kanye ne-Tinsley, okuhunyushwa ngokuthi: Ngitshele ukuthi uyangithanda!!!!

Kuyadabukisa kakhulu futhi kuphelelwe yithemba ukuthi cishe asimniki uLu amaphuzu wakhe ukudabuka nokuphelelwa ithemba. Ungumuntu ohlekisayo walesi sidlo sakusihlwa, engene kwesokunxele nakwesokudla ekulweni kuka-Bethenny no-Carole mayelana no-Adam Operator njengokungathi kunento yokwenza naye noma sengathi uyaqonda ukuthi u-Bethenny usho ukuthini ngo-opharetha. Uhlinza umshana wami KANYE nawe, uLu ememeza ephuma igazi ngamakhala. Oy. Bese kuthi lapho uCarole ewisa ngokungadingekile ukuthi uBethenny wabiza uLu ngesihluku—lokho uBethenny akuphikayo kodwa akuvumayo. kuyinto indlela azizwa ngayo—ULu akakwazi ukuyiyeka. Kuyahlekisa okwamanje, ukubukela owesifazane okhohlisayo ecasulwe into encane kangaka, kodwa lapho uLu kamuva eququda isixuku sabesifazane futhi abahlanganisele esaladini labesifazane, siyazi ukuthi kukhona okungalungile. Izimpawu zakhe azikho emashadini, kodwa akekho olalelayo.

Uyabona, njenganoma yimuphi umuzi ophukile, lapho abazali belwa, okuningi kuwela endleleni. Impi ka-Bethenny noCarole ayihlukile. Yinto ecwebezelayo wonke umuntu ephathini eyimfihlo yokubulala angakwazi ukuzibamba ngaphandle kokuyinaka. Futhi nakuba umama nomama bexabana kubaluleke kakhulu, bonke balahlekelwa indawo yengane enenkinga, uLuann, amanxeba akhe edivosi abhibha ngapha nangapha. Uma usususe zonke izendlalelo—iwigi ka-Diana Ross, i-spray tan, isiqephu sesitatimende esiluhlaza, i-penthouse, umthengisi wezindlu wama-90s, umshana owajola no-Adamu—unowesifazane ophukile onenkinga yokuphuza ebheke enhlekeleleni. I-Palm Beach.

Ingxenye edabukisa kakhulu yale nhlekelele ye-Shakespearean ukuthi umuntu oyedwa ojwayele ukusiza ezinhlekeleleni uphumile emdlalweni wakhe. Ngokuvamile, u-Bethenny uzokwazi ukubona lesi siphepho sase-Luann eqhele ngekhilomitha futhi amtshele ukuthi uphuza kakhulu. Kodwa i-nutty ka-Bethenny etsheke ngokugcwele njengamanje, ephumela ku-Ramona futhi ememeza okuthile ku-Kevin, umshayeli wakhe, ngendlela eshaqisayo kangangokuthi asilokothi siyibhale...kodwa sizokwenza: Uthola ibhonasi kaKhisimusi futhi awusangisizi ngezikhwama zami? Lokho nje kuwukululaza, futhi yilokho uBethenny akwenzayo kubantu akholelwa ukuthi bayabaphambukisa: Uphefumulela izitha zakhe umlilo owanele, hhayi ukuba uzibulale, kodwa ukuziculela izingubo, ukuze kuthi lapho eseqedile, ziqhaqhazele futhi zinqunu. (Uma u-Bethenny engeyena i-Scorpio, sizobe—Kulungile, sivele si-Googled. Uyi-100% ye-Scorpio. Yebo.)

Emuva edolobheni, u-Sonja ulungisa usinki ophukile kusukela ekugoneni kwenyama okukhumbulekayo ngo-2008 (leyo minyaka eyishumi edlule, bantu) kanye nabasingathi be-Bethenny omunye iphathi yeholide, a I-New York khumbula iphathi yeholide—okungabantu abayisithupha abafanayo e-Berkshires. U-Bethenny uzibona engumsingathi omangalisayo, kodwa embuka ekhomba umpheki we-sushi futhi ethi kuCarole, Akukuhle yini lokhu? ayizizwa njengento emangalisayo yokusingatha. Kuzwakala njengesimo sokuthunjwa.

Kodwa siyaphuma. Ngenkathi bekunensimbi eningi nokucwebezela kwakunzima ukugxila embonweni wethu, sakwazi ukwenza umdlalo omncane ojabulisayo wendlovu emhlophe egcwele i-blender yobuhle. ohlanzekile (kanjani…kuhle?), isikhwama semali yesikhumba, amaserum avimbela ukuguga hhayi nguRamona kanye nebhokisi likaHanky ​​Pankys. I-pièce de resistance, yiqiniso, ayisona isipho sendlovu emhlophe, kodwa i-nutcracker elingana nempilo yendodakazi ka-Bethenny eyalethwa yindoda engahleliwe amasaladi amakhulu Dorinda.

Ziningi kabi izinto ezingalungile ngalesi simo. Okokuqala, ngenxa yokuthi ingane yakho ithi ifuna i-nutcracker elingana nempilo akusho ukuthi uyitholele yona. Kuyathusa, njengakuyo, into yamaphupho amabi. Futhi ayikho indlela uBrynn azokhuluma ngayo ngakho ekuseni. Futhi, kunzima kangakanani ukuthola i-nutcracker enkulu? Bathatha yonke iminyango yezwe ngesikhathi sikaKhisimusi. Futhi yebo, sibona sengathi singakhuluma ngalolu daba ngoba sinelungu lomndeni (elingathanda ukungasho igama) elivame ukuqoqa ama-nutcrackers aphezulu (lapho kuyinto into enjalo) naphezu kokugubha i-Hanukkah. Siyazi ngokuzibonela mathupha ukuthi lokhu kuyintshisekelo u-Brynn ngokungangabazeki azokhula kuyo futhi azozizwa enamahloni kancane ngayo ngokuzayo. Kufanele basike i-nutcracker ukuze bayisebenzisele ukushisa umlilo odabukisayo kaBethenny.

Njengoba igubuzelwe i-nutcracker enkulu kanye nenkulumo ka-Bethenny/Carole, isilonda esihambayo esingu-Luann asibonwa kakhulu. Impela, lapho u-Bethenny eveza ukuthi u-Tom unentombi entsha eshaywe yaphinde yashaywa, uLu waphendula ngezwi elihle elikhuluma yedwa, elithi Lay low, Dick! Kodwa lokho kwakuwuhlobo oluthile. Abesifazane babuyela ku-Bethenny bebatshela ukuthi u-Carole ubonakala edangele futhi edangele.

Lokhu kuzobuyela kuCarole ekushayeleni igazi kuka-Luann (okuyinto, ngokuhlekisayo, okungekho noyedwa ongakhipha igazi ngenxa yezizathu eziningi). Kumakhosikazi Asekhaya, le ngqungquthela yabesifazane—abanganelisi kahle baseBethenny—kungase kube isikhathi esiyingqopha-mlando esifana nesokuthi Amadodana Enkululeko ahlela Iphathi Yetiye YaseBoston: Ngeke besayithatha. Kungani bevumela uBethenny ukuba akhulume nabo ngaleyo ndlela? Kungani uBethenny engakhuluma ngebhizinisi lakhe kodwa alulaze uRamona ngokukhuluma ngelakhe? Kungani u-Bethenny ebiza uCarole ngokudabukisayo nesizungu kuyilapho u-Bethenny kunguye odabukile futhi enesizungu? Izintokazi ziyahlangana. Bafuna izimo zokusebenza ezinobulungiswa. Akusekho ukubekwa komkhiqizo we-Skinny Girl ngaphandle kokumelwa!!!!

Futhi esiqeshini ebesingabonakali sengathi sizophela, ekugcineni (noma sicabanga kanjalo) siphumule isekhondi endlini entsha ka-Luann lapho ekwazi ukuphefumula khona umoya opholile we-NYC kuvulandi wakhe owuzungezayo. Kodwa uma kukhona owayenake indlovu emhlophe ekamelweni, izimpawu zazikhona. Yayingekho indlela uLu ayeya ngayo ePalm Beach, lapho u-Tom nentombi yakhe entsha eshaywe futhi eshayiwe, ngaphandle kwesigameko. Futhi ngesigameko sisho ukuboshwa kokuziphatha ngendlela engafanele.

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