Izingcaphuno ezingama-40 Zosuku Lomama Olujabulisayo Zokukhanyisa Noma Iluphi Usuku Lomama

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Kuningi umama wakho akwenzele kona kule minyaka edlule. Uyazi, njengokukufundisa ukusebenzisa i-eyeliner, ukukududuza ngemuva kwalokho kwehlukana okunzima nokushaya i-mac noshizi oyikhonzile njalo uma ubuza. Hhayi, waze wakwazi ukuyidlala epholile lapho ufika ngemuva kwesondo okokuqala (kahle, uhlobo). Ngokungangabazeki, ulufanele ngokuphelele usuku olumayelana naye, olugcwele izinhlelo zezimbali futhi Ama-brunch oSuku Lomama . Ukuhlonipha usuku lwakhe olukhethekile, nanka abangama-40 Izingcaphuno zoSuku Lomama eziphinakayo zamabhodi akho ngomama kanye ubumama . (Kukhona ngisho nama-LOL angempela avela ku-Tina Fey kanye no-Serena Williams.) Siyakuthanda, mama.

OKUhlobene: 11 Izingcaphuno Ezikhuthazayo Eziqinisekisiwe Zokuphakamisa Usuku Lwakho

1. 'Mama, ngiyakuthanda, nakuba ngingeke ngisamukele isicelo sakho sobungane.'

2. 'Akekho owangitshela ukuthi ngizofika ngigqoke amanabukeni futhi.' – Chrissy Teigen

3. 'Nginqobe izinto eziningi ... amahlule egazi emaphashini ami - kabili ... ukuhlinzwa kwedolo nezinyawo ... ukunqoba ama-Grand Slams ekubeni iphuzu lomdlalo ... ukubala ezimbalwa, kodwa ngitholile okunzima kakhulu ukuthola inqola!' – Serena Williams

4. 'Ngihlale ngithi uma ungazithethisi izingane zakho, awuchithi isikhathi esanele nazo.' – Reese Witherspoon

5. 'Ngifuna izingane zami zibe nazo zonke izinto ebengingenakuzikhokhela. Bese ngifuna ukuyohlala nabo.' – Phyllis Diller

6. 'Ngiyabonga ngokungatsheli odadewethu ukuthi ngiyintandokazi yakho.'

7. 'Usuku Oluhle Lomama, Mama! (Futhi ngisenawe, ngiyaxolisa ngokushesha ngeminyaka eyi-13-21.)'

8. 'Umama umuntu ongamfonela ukuze ubone ukuthi inkukhu ihlala isikhathi esingakanani efrijini.'

9. 'Mama othandekayo, ngiyabonga ngokugcina zonke izinto ezimbi engazenza kuBaba.'

10. Ukuba ngumama kungenze ngakhathala futhi ngajabula kakhulu. – Tina Fey

11. 'Ukuthula kuyigolide. Ngaphandle uma unezingane. Khona ukuthula kuyasolisa.'

12. Ukukhulisa izingane kunzima. – Adele

13. 'Umama. Kudingeka isineke, amahlaya kanye namathawula amaningi amanzi.'

14. 'Kungaba kuhle uma izingane zami zingenza into engiyifunayo ngempela. Njengebhodlela lewayini eliphuma kumakharoni.'

15. Wangifundisa ukuthi ukwesaba akuyona inketho. – UDiane Von Furstenberg, kumama wakhe

16. 'Mama: Ngiyakuthanda kanye namavoyisimeyili akho amade kakhulu.'

17. 'Nsuku zonke ngivuka ngicabange: Kwenzeka kanjani eMhlabeni ngifane nomama kangaka?'

18. 'Ngike ngivule umlomo aphume umama.'

19. 'Ingxenye ebiza kakhulu yokuba nezingane yiwayini lonke okufanele uliphuze.'

20. Akulula ukuba ngumama. Ukube bekulula, obaba bebezokwenza. - Shwi noMtekhala

21. 'Ngiye ngafunda ukusebenzisa ukuzindla nokuphumula ukuze ngibhekane nokucindezeleka. Ngiyadlala nje, ngisengilazini yami yesithathu yewayini.'

22. 'Ukuba ngumama: Ukuzondla beseyingane bese kuthi eminyakeni engamashumi amabili edlule.'

23. 'Uma ekuqaleni ungaphumeleli, zama ukwenza ngendlela umama wakho akutshele ukuba ukwenze kwasekuqaleni.'

24. 'Umama: Uxhaswe wuthando. Uxhaswe yiwayini.'

25. Iningi lokudla kwami ​​liwukudla izingane zami ezingakuqedanga.' - UCarrie Underwood

26. Zonke lezo zinkulumo, lezo zinto ozizwayo ngokuba nomntwana nomama-zonke ziyiqiniso. Futhi zonke ziyizinto ezinhle kakhulu oyoke uzizwe.' — UPenelope Cruz

27. Uyazi ukuthi uma usunezingane awuphinde uchame wedwa? Okungenani oyedwa wabo uhlala enawe ngaso sonke isikhathi. - UJennifer Garner

28. Kukhona into enika amandla ngempela ngokuya, ‘Sihogo, ngingakwenza lokhu! Ngingakwenza konke lokhu!’ Yinto emangalisayo leyo ngomama, ongayenza ngoba kumelwe, futhi uvele wenze. - Kate Winslet

29. Ingxenye engiyithandayo ngokuba ngumama, ngisho ukuthi i-corny kakhulu, kodwa kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ukhathele kangakanani, kuyinjabulo ephelele. Noma kunganjani. - Khloé Kardashian

30. Uma bengingekho emsebenzini, bengifuna ukuhlala ekhaya ngenze umcimbi nensizwa yami—futhi ‘ngephathi’ ngiqonde, vele, imijikelezo engapheli ye-'Itsy Bitsy Spider. - U-Olivia Wilde

31. 'Njengabo bonke abazali, mina nomyeni wami senza konke okusemandleni ethu, futhi sibambe umoya, futhi sithemba ukuthi sibeke eceleni imali eyanele ukukhokhela izingane zethu ukwelashwa. - UMichelle Pfeiffer

32. Kungani izingane zingaqondi ukuthi ukulala kwazo akuzona ezazo kodwa kungokwethu? - Alyson Hannigan

33. Ukuba ngumama kimi kusho ukuthi ukwamukele ukuthi eminyakeni eyi-16 ezayo yokuphila kwakho, uzoba nesikhwama semali esinamathelayo. - Nia Vardalos

34. ''Angicabangi kanjalo mama!’ isho kanje ingane yami ngemuva kokuthi, ‘Ungacosha amaphophu owalahle wonke?’’ — Anna Faris

35. Ngokuvamile ukunqoba kosuku lwami, uyazi, wonke umuntu uyafika embizeni. — UJulia Roberts

36 Umama wayenenkinga enkulu nami, kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi wayekujabulela. - UMark Twain

37. Uma ukuziphendukela kwemvelo kusebenza ngempela, kwenzeka kanjani ukuthi Omama babe nezandla ezimbili kuphela? - Milton Berle

38. Imenyu kamama yayihlanganisa izinketho ezimbili: Yithathe noma uyishiye. - UBuddy Hackett

39. Lapho umama wakho ekubuza, ‘Ingabe uyafuna iseluleko?’ kuwumkhuba nje. Akukhathalekile ukuthi uphendule ngoyebo noma cha. Uzoyithola noma kunjalo. — Erma Bombeck

40. Angiligoqanga ngokuphelele ikhanda lami ukuthi kuzoba khona umuntu ekugcineni. Ngafunda ngingaqedi ngokukhulelwa nokuthi yini okufanele idle nokungafanele ikudle. Bese ngizilungiselela neze ingane yangempela. — Ellie Kemper

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