40 Izingcaphuno ‘Zehhovisi’ Ezifanele Ngokuphelele Ukuklanywa

Amagama Amahle Kakhulu Ezingane

Kunedlanzana lezinhlelo ze-TV esingathanda ngibuke ngokujabula kaninginingi . Yiwo kanye lawo aqhubeka nokuma esivivinyweni sesikhathi (futhi esingawacaphuna umzuzwana nje) nakuba aqala ukuphuma emoyeni eminyakeni edlule. Phezulu ohlwini lwethu? Ihhovisi . Iqembu le-Dunder Mifflin alizange livele lisihlanyise ngemigilingwane yalo ewumsangano amasizini ayisishiyagalolunye, kodwa likwazile nokusifundisa izifundo zokuphila endleleni (uhlobo—ikakhulukazi livele lisenze sahleka). Lapha, 40 of the best Ihhovisi izingcaphuno okufanele zifakwe ohlakeni, kusukela emazwini okuhlakanipha kaMichael Scott kuya ku-Dwight Schrute's ofanelwe ukuhleka okukodwa.

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1. Ngingakhetha ukwesatshwa noma ukuthandwa? Kulula. Kokubili. Ngifuna abantu besabe ukuthi bangithanda kangakanani. - UMichael Scott

Akazange ayizuze leyo nkomishi 'Yomphathi Ongcono Kakhulu' emhlabeni mahhala.



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2. Kubukeka kabi kabi. Kodwa ngezinye izikhathi iziphetho zithethelela incazelo. - UMichael Scott

UMichael Scott wayengatholi njalo amazwi nezinkulumo ezivamile impela kwesokudla. Enye intandokazi? 'Awu, awu, kanjani ama-turntable.'

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3. Noma nini mina'Ngizokwenza okuthile, ngicabanga,'Ingabe isilima singakwenza lokho?'Futhi uma bethanda, angiyenzi leyonto. — UDwight Schrute

Zibuze nje—u-Dwight wayezokwenzani?

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4. Futhi ngangazi kahle ukuthi yini okufanele ngiyenze. Kodwa ngomqondo ongokoqobo nakakhulu, ngangingazi ukuthi ngenzeni. - UMichael Scott

Lapho u-Dwight enza umsebenzi wokuvivinya umlilo wangempela ngesizini yesihlanu, abampofu asebenza nabo bacabanga ukuthi bavaleleke ngaphakathi kwebhilidi elivuthayo. UMichael ube esethola iqiniso lokuthi ubengasilungele kanjani isimo esiphuthumayo.



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5. Uma Uthandaza Kwanele, Ungashintsha Ube Umuntu Wekati. — Angela Martin

O, u-Angela—ikati elizinikele kunawo wonke owake waba khona.

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6. I'm Hhayi Inkolelo-ze kodwa mina'm a Stitious kancane. - UMichael Scott

Ngokufanayo, uMichael. Ngokufanayo.

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7. Ngifuna nje ukulala olwandle ngidle ama-hot dogs. Lokho'konke mina'wake wafuna. - Kevin Malone

U-Kevin usho lokhu esikucabangayo sonke.



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8. I-Wikipedia iyinto engcono kakhulu. Noma ubani emhlabeni angabhala noma yini ayifunayo nganoma yisiphi isihloko. Ngakho-ke uyazi ukuthi uthola ulwazi olungcono kakhulu ngangokunokwenzeka. - UMichael Scott

Ulayini wakudala we-Michael Scott awusho ngesizini yesithathu lapho u-Darryl eza kuye mayelana nokukhushulelwa imali. Umphathi oyintandokazi yawo wonke umuntu uphendukela kuye I-Wikipedia ukubheka 'amaqhinga okuxoxisana angahluleki.' Kuhamba kahle njengoba ubungacabanga.

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9. Amakhamera alahlwayo amnandi nakuba ebonakala emosha futhi awukwenzi'ngeke ngikwazi ukubona izithombe zakho. - Erin Hannon

Kumnandi, kumnandi, Erin.

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10. Lokho'yikho akushilo. - UMichael Scott

Izingcaphuno eziningi zikaMichael Scott kuzo zonke izingcaphuno zikaMichael Scott.

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ishumi nanye.'R'iphakathi kwemisindo eyingozi kakhulu. Lokho'yingakho beyibiza'ukubulala'futhi cha'ingquza.'— UDwight Schrute

Uveza iphuzu elizwakalayo.

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12. NginguBeyoncé, njalo. - UMichael Scott

Kuhle.

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13. Ngezinye izikhathi izingubo zakwa-Gap Kids zivele zikhanye kakhulu, ngakho-ke mina'm ngiphoqeleke ukuthi ngiye esitolo iThe American Girl futhi ngi-ode izingubo zonodoli abakhulu bamaKoloni. — Angela Martin

Ayihlobene kodwa iyahlekisa.

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14. Ngimemezela ukuqothuka! - UMichael Scott

Kulapho u-Oscar ephendula khona, 'Bengifuna wazi ukuthi ngeke nje usho igama elithi ukuqothuka futhi ulindele noma yini ukuba yenzeke.' UMichael: 'Angishongo. ngimemezele.'

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15. Yebo, nginemibuzo eminingi. Inombolo yokuqala-ungenzani? — Kelly Kapoor

Kelly, esinika isifundo sonke ku-sass.

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16. Ngifisa Ukuya Esikhathini... I'd Hlangana Kakhulu Nenyanga Namagagasi. — UDwight Schrute

UDwight ngobuhle bakhe.

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17. Ngezinye izikhathi I'Ngizoqala umusho futhi ngikwenze'angazi nokuthi likuphi'uyahamba. Ngithemba nje ukuthi ngizoyithola endleleni. - UMichael Scott

Angithi sonke siyamazi umuntu onje emsebenzini?

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18. Ngiyashesha. Ukuze Ngikunike Iphuzu Lereferensi Ngindawana Ethile Phakathi Kwenyoka Ne-mongoose… Ne-panther. — UDwight Schrute

Kungenzeka ukuthi iyingcaphuno ka-Dwight kakhulu kulo lonke uchungechunge.

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19. Ngikhuluma kakhulu, ngakho ngiye ngafunda ukuzishuna. – Kelly Kapoor

Elinye lamakhono kaKelly ahlaba umxhwele, i-TBH.

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20. Uma ngingenalo ikhekhe maduze, ngingase ngife. - UStanley Hudson

Kade saba lapho ngokuphelele, Stanley.

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21. Ngizwa uNkulunkulu kulo Chili ebusuku. — Pam Beesley

Iqiniso elijabulisayo: Ukulungiselela lesi sigameko, u-Jenna Fischer no-BJ Novak baphuma ndawonye, ​​badakwa, base behlaziya indlela abazizwa ngayo. Khuluma ngokuzinikela.

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22. Obani abashoyo lokho abakucabangayo? Uhlobo luni lomdlalo lowo? — Kelly Kapoor

Iyingozi impela.

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23. Kwesinye isikhathi ngiba nesithukuthezi ngifune ukuklabalasa, bese kuthi ngesinye isikhathi ngimemeze. Ngizwa nje ukuthi isimo sidinga ukuthini. — Kelly Kapoor

Isizathu #864 kungani sithanda uKelly.

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24. Ubani uJustice Beaver? — UDwight Schrute

Futhi-ke, uJim wanikeza impendulo engcono kakhulu futhi wathi, 'I-beaver elwa nobugebengu.'

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25. Lapho useyingane, ucabanga ukuthi abazali bakho bangabangane bomphefumulo. Izingane zami zizobe ziqinisile ngalokho. — Pam Beesley

UCece uyintombazane eyodwa enenhlanhla!

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26. Sinendawo yokuzivocavoca ekhaya. Ibizwa ngekamelo lokulala. - UPhyllis Lapin-Vance

Ukukhuluma iqiniso, ama-calories amaningi angashiswa lapho.

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27. Ngicabanga ukuthi bengisebenza kanzima, ngakhohlwa ukuthi kunjani ukusebenza kanzima. - UMichael Scott

Ichaza ngokuphelele ukuthi inkomishi 'Yomphathi Ongcono Kakhulu' emhlabeni.

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28. Ngikhohlise kanye, ngishaye eyodwa. Ngikhohlise kabili, ngishaye kathathu. - UMichael Scott

Singathola nalesi siqubulo.

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29. Angikhulumi udoti, ngikhuluma i-smack. Bahluke ngokuphelele. — Kelly Kapoor

Thembela ku-Kelly ukuthi anikeze ikilasi eliyinhloko ku-Trash Talk 101.

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30. Ngifuna ukwenza isondo lenqola. Kodwa okufana nokujwayelekile. Akwanele ukwenza into enkulu ngakho, kodwa ngiyazi ukuthi wonke umuntu ukubonile. Isondo lenqola elilodwa elimangalisayo, elihle. - UCreed Bratton

Ukufanele ngokuphelele, Creed.

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31. Ngiyacabanga, kungani ukuchitha isikhathi kusho amazwi amaningi, kuyilapho ambalwa amagama akhohlisayo. - Kevin Malone

Ngokusobala, u-Kevin kanye ne-Cookie Monster bangaba ama-BFF asheshayo uma behlangana empilweni yangempela.

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32. 'Anginendaba nokuthi bathini ngami. Ngifuna ukudla nje.' — Pam Beesly

Ngokuyisisekelo thina kunoma iyiphi iphathi.

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33. 'Ngiphule isiqephu salokho...idili elimnandi.' — Andy Bernard

Singayithanda inguqulo exutshwe kabusha ka-Andy ye-Kit Kat jingle.

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34. Ngiyinyoni yasekuseni futhi ngiyisikhova sasebusuku. Ngakho ngihlakaniphile futhi nginezibungu. - UMichael Scott

Izimfanelo ezimbili eziqinile kakhulu, uma usibuza.

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35. 'Ngibalekela izibopho zami futhi kuzwakala kumnandi.' - UMichael Scott

Ukhona omunye olingeka ukwenza lokhu okungenani kanye ngesonto?

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36. 'Ngayeka kudala ukunakekela.' - UCreed Bratton

UCreed echaza ngokunganaki ukuthambekela kwakhe kokweba isimo sengqondo.

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37. 'Amabhere, ama-beet, I-Battlestar Galactica .' - UJim Halpert

Asisoze sakhohlwa umbono kaJim ka-Dwight njengoba esho lo mugqa odumile.

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38. 'Angiqondi lutho.' - UMichael Scott

Sike saba khona nathi, Michael.

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39. 'Ngenxa yesinqumo sami sonyaka omusha, ngayeka ukuphuza...phakathi nesonto.' - Meredith Palmer

Kuhle njalo ukuqala kancane.

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40. 'Ngifisa sengathi bekukhona indlela yokwazi ukuthi usesikhathini sakudala ngaphambi kokuba ubashiye.' — Andy Bernard

Nakanjani ilenga lena odongeni lwethu.

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