• Inani: 17/20
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• Ubuhle: 16/20
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INANI 87/100
Kube yi-annus horribilis, ehlakaniphile yokwenza izinwele. Sonke besisemseni wokuvala nokuvulwa kwamasaluni ngenxa yezinyathelo zezempilo zendawo; engeza kulokho, intshiseko yokwenza isitayela nokugoqa ngempela futhi siqondise ama-mops ethu ekhaya ayikho nje, njengoba izinwele ezimfushane (noma ngezinye izikhathi, masibe zangempela, ezixutshwe) zibukeka ziwubuphukuphuku ngalowo mjuluko ofanayo esiwugqoka emasontweni ayisikhombisa edlule. .
Kodwa nokho lapho ngibona iziqephu ezimpunga zinyakazisa izinwele zami ezigqanyisiwe, kwadingeka ngenze okuthile. Ngabuza umngane wami u-Erika, othanda izinwele othanda izinwele ezibomvu ngokuyisisekelo (akakwazi ukwenza amalokhi akhe abe lula ngokwanele), ukuthi wayenzani ngezinwele zakhe ezimpunga. Ngiyahlanya lapho izinwele zami zikaPauly Walnuts zikhula, esho. U-stylist wakhe wamlungiselela i-toner yasekhaya ukuze ayisebenzise, kodwa wayengenaso isiqiniseko mayelana nokufakwa. Futhi wayezozama udayi othile ukuze athole izimpande zakhe.
Kungani ungasebenzisi nje isifutho sokuvala izimpande, ngambuza.
Futha?!? ephendula ngokucasuka. Angikwazi. Ayinawo umkhiqizo.
Hhayi-ke, uNkosazana Fancy Erika ngokusobala akazi ngakho URita Hazan , umdwebi wemibala esaluni yakhe ye-Fifth Avenue kwakuyiphedi yokwethulwa komugqa wokunakekelwa kwezinwele zasekhaya okuhlanganisa I-Root Concealer Thinta Up Spray . Selokhu ngayizama ekuqaleni kwalolu bhubhane, ngigcine ibhodlela esandleni lapho izimpunga zami sezikhule ngokushesha kunokuba ngingathola isikhathi sokuya esalon. Futhi isipiliyoni, kanye nomphumela, akuzange kube neze imakethe ephansi.
Dana DickeyBonisa u-A, izinwele ezihlanzekile futhi…zikhula zibe mpunga. Izinwele zami zikhula zibempunga emaceleni obuso bami futhi ingxenye yami ifafazwe ngezinwele ezimpunga ezingahleliwe. Akulona ihlathi leqhwa ophahleni, kodwa izingcezu ezimpunga zibukeka zingalingani nezithombe zami ezinhle kakhulu. Ukwengeza kulokho, izinwele zami ezimpunga (kanye nabantu abaningi) kunzima ukumboza udayi ngoba izintambo ezimpunga zikhiqiza amafutha amancane, okwenza izinwele zome, okwenza kube nzima ukungena kombala. Kungakho uzobona abadwebi bemibala besebenzisa amaphrothokholi kadayi akhethekile ukumboza okumpunga futhi bashiye ikhambi livuliwe isikhathi eside.
Ngivula ibhokisi lami elincane elisuka ku-Rita Hazan bese ngikhipha ibhodlela lesifutho elingama-intshi angu-6 ubude, bese ngifaka umbhobho onjengenaliti embotsheni yesifutho. Lokhu kungivumela ukuthi ngiqondise ukugeleza kodayi—umthunzi wami Omnyama Okunsundu—kuzo zonke izindawo ezizacile lapho ngiwudinga khona. Ngemva kokusebenzisa lokhu izinyanga ezimbalwa, ngiye ngabona ukuthi izinhlelo zokusebenza ezibukeka ngokwemvelo zilula kakhulu. Kungcono ukushanela imivimbo embalwa endaweni empunga, bese ubheka ukuqhubeka kwami eduze kwefasitela ukuze uthole ukukhanya okubonisa kakhulu. Ngiphakamisa izendlalelo ezimbalwa zangaphambili zezinwele ukuze ngigeze udayi kancane, ngiqikelele ukuthi ngingakhombi umlomo wombhobho phansi, lapho uzodaya ekhanda lami—hhayi kuphole. Ngithola ithawula lephepha ngilibambe phambi kwethempeli lami, ukuze ngikwazi ukufika ezinweleni zezingane zami zikaPauly Walnuts ngaphandle kokushiya udayi onsundu omnyama ezihlathini zami.
Dana DickeyEt voila! Ngokuswayipha okumbalwa kamuva, futhi ngicishe ngizizwe sengathi ngisanda kuphuma kumbala wami. Nakuba lolu hlelo lokusebenza lombala lungapheli, luhlala luqinile; Angikaze ngikhishwe ezingutsheni noma kumcamelo. I-blonde emnyama ihlala ifakwe ngisho nasekuziqeqesheni—kuleli hlobo ngikhohlwe ukuthi ngangiyigqokile ngaze ngazithola ngiphakathi neseshini yokuqeqeshwa ngijuluka epaki. Ngenkathi udayi ungangeni ebusweni bami, Isitayela se-Rudy Guiliani , ngibone kuphuma kancane ethawulani lami lapho ngisula ingquza. Ngakho-ke… amathawula amnyama okuzivocavoca kwepaki okujulukayo ukuya phambili.
Ihlala ezinweleni zami kuze kube ngokuzayo lapho ngizigeza, okuyinto engavamile okwamanje. Nginikeza isifutho sami se-Rita Hazan amamaki aphezulu okusebenza kanye nekhwalithi, njengoba imboza kahle futhi igqoke isikhathi eside, futhi isifakeli sesicelo esizacile kakhulu sikwenza ukuthi iqhubeke kangcono kakhulu kunedlanzana lemikhiqizo efanayo engizamile. Isiphithiphithi esincane: Kungani umkhiqizo we-chic kangaka uza emaphaketheni abuthuntu kangaka? Ngokuqondene nemibala, i-Dark Blonde ifanelana kahle nezimpande zami ezingezona ezimpunga, kodwa kukhona ama-hues amahlanu kuphela: Blonde, Dark Blonde, Light Brown, Dark Brown kanye Nobomvu. Kubonakala sengathi abantu abanemibala emnyama ne-strawberry bangase badinge owabo umthunzi, akunjalo? Kodwa ungangizwa kabi, ngijabulile ngaleli khambi eliphakathi kwesaluni futhi... ngizobe ngibukisa ngezinwele zami ocingweni lwami olulandelayo lwe-Zoom no-Erika.
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