Ngemva kokuchitha isikhathi esiningi sonyaka odlule ngimatasatasa ngokuthi izingane ezineminyaka emibili eqenjini lami lokuxhumana nabantu zaziqeqeshelwa ithoyilethi ... futhi ngibambana nendodana yami ibe ngamanabukeni ayisithupha kuyilapho ngithuka onkulunkulu abasungula amabhokisi ojusi, nganquma ukuluma futhi ngizame indlela yokuqeqesha imbiza yezinsuku ezintathu (yenziwe yaduma ngabaqeqeshi babazali njenge Lora Jensen nezincwadi ezifana Oh Crap! Ukuqeqeshwa Kwamabhodwe ). Mina nomyeni wami sasidinga amahora angu-72 aqondile esingawasebenzisa kulokhu, ngakho-ke sakhetha impelasonto ende yeholide, nayo eyayilungile ngasekupheleni kosuku lwesithathu lokuzalwa lwendodana yethu. Nakhu okwenzekile ... nalapho kwenzeka khona.
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Lokhu ukuqeqeshwa ngamabhodwe ngomlilo. Ngokuyisisekelo ukhipha amanabukeni futhi ubeke eceleni isikhathi sezinsuku ezintathu lapho ugxila khona kuphela ekufundiseni ingane yakho indlela yokusebenzisa indlu yangasese. Ukuze wenze lokhu ngokuphumelelayo, uzodinga ukuzivalela endlini yakho ukuze uhlale useduze nebhodwe. (Iyiphi indlela enhle yokuchitha impelasonto, akunjalo?) Ngemva kwezinsuku ezintathu, kufanele (ngokombono) ube nengane eqeqeshelwe ibhodwe. Okuyisisekelo esilingana nokuwina ilotho encane.
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Okokuqala, hlela kusengaphambili. Lokho kusho ukuthi wenze konke ukuthenga kwakho nezinye izinto okufanele zenziwe ngaphambili (bona inothi elingenhla mayelana nokuvalelwa). Ungase ufune ukuhlela izinsuku zokudlala noma izikhathi zokulala zezinye izingane zakho (eziqeqeshwe ngamabhodwe). Okwesibili, thola izikibha ezimbalwa ezinkulu ukuze ingane yakho izigqoke ezizovala indawo yayo yangasese—thola okungaphezu kwalokho ocabanga ukuthi uzokudinga. Ingane yakho ingagqoka izingubo zangaphansi noma ihambe i-commando kodwa ingabi namanabukeni noma ibhulukwe—umqondo uwukuthi ufuna ingane yakho ibone ukuthi kwenzekani lapho iba sengozini. (Futhi kuzoba nezingozi.) Usulungile? Masenze lokhu.
Amashumi amabili namashumi amabiliOkokuqala, imithetho eyisisekelo
Kuye ngokuthi ufuna ukuhamba kangakanani, kunezindlela eziningana, kusukela ekulahleni ngokoqobo wonke ama-diaper endlini yakho ukuze uvumele ingane yakho ikhiphe wonke ukhaphethi ekusebenziseni ukudonsa ngaphandle kwekhaya. Nansi imigomo yethu eyisiqondiso:
1. Ekuseni ngosuku lokuqala, savalelisa kumanabukeni, ngaphandle kokulala, ukulala ebusuku nokugibela imoto isikhathi eside kunehora.
2. Sammpompa egcwele uketshezi, bese simfaka ngenkani ebhodweni njalo ngemizuzu engama-20 kuya kwengama-30.
3. Uma echame noma echama ngempumelelo, wathola i-M&M's. (Kwakunjalo nangodadewabo ononyaka owodwa, okwamsebenzela kahle.)
4. Uma eba sengozini, asizange sithi, Kulungile. Sathi, Eshu! Ichame nendle ingene ebhodweni.
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Mina nomyeni wami sasike sakhuluma nge-Operation Potty kakhulu kusengaphambili, ngakho indodana yethu yayazi kahle ukuthi sizobe sithi bye-bye kumanabukeni. Kuyaqapheleka futhi ukuthi ezinyangeni ezimbili ngaphambi kwe-P-Day, ubelokhu echama engalweni yakhe. Baby Bjorn potty ubusuku obuningi ngaphambi kokugeza.
Zonke izincwadi zazithe ngosuku lokuqala, ingane yakho kufanele ihambe ingenasiphelo ngokuphelele. Kodwa a) ingane yami ngokuyisisekelo ayinqunu futhi b) ibiphume ngamadigri angu-15, ngakho-ke samyeka waqonda ngqo ekugqokeni izingubo zangaphansi (uThomas the Tank Engine, uma ngabe ubuzibuza). Wayepholile ngokumangalisayo nalokhu.
Samnika ithoni yejusi nobisi, sabeka uMntwana u-Bjorn phakathi negumbi lethu lokuphumula, futhi samletha ukuba achame kuso njalo ngemva kwemizuzu engu-20. Saqaphela ukuthi lapho sibuza, Ingabe kufanele uchame? wayelokhu ethi cha. (AKATHEMBEKILE!) Kodwa lapho simphonsa lapho, wayevame ukwenza okuthile. Waba nezingozi ezine zokuchama phakathi nosuku, futhi iphuzu eliphansi impela kwaba lapho ngizithola ngikhuhla izihlalo zethu zasekhishini ezithuthukisiwe ngokuhlanza indwangu. (Ithiphu yephrofayili: Beka phansi ithawula.) O, futhi walinda kwaze kwaba yilapho inabukeni lakhe lesikhathi sokulala selivulwa. Kodwa kukho konke, akunjalo kabi .
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Wavuka, ngokushesha wacela ukusebenzisa ibhodwe futhi wakhetha isikhindi sakhe sangaphansi, ngakho-ke ngokwemvelo ngaba nomuzwa oyiphutha wokufeza okuthile…owashabalala ngokushesha lapho (ephinda) echama kuso sonke isihlalo sasekhishini. KODWA, kwasa kwasala ngaphandle kwengozi, saze saphuma endlini sahamba uhambo lwesigamu sehora kungenzeki lutho. Umyeni wami waqaphela ukuthi ngo-1 emini. kuya ku-3 p.m. kwakubonakala kuyihora lokuthakatha ngayizolo, ngakho sambukela njengoklebe ngalesi sikhathi…futhi sakwazi ukuvimba inhlekelele eyodwa #1 ehlobene kodwa sahamba kancane ku-#2. Ngemva kokulala, wayeyingane yegolide, ecela ukusebenzisa ibhodwe, echitha isidlo sakhe sakusihlwa nge-M&Ms eyizigidi eziyisishiyagalolunye futhi engangcolisi ithawula ngase ngihlakaniphe ngokwanele ukuba ngibeke phansi esihlalweni sakhe.
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Abafana. Sibe nosuku lokungachami! Saze samletha nase-Home Depot, lapho asebenzise khona ngempumelelo le nto encane ewusizo isihlalo esiphathekayo ukuchama endlini yangasese yomphakathi. (Busisa.) Siyekile ukuba nenkani ngomthetho njalo ngemizuzu engama-20, futhi sancika kakhulu ekuqapheni uketshezi lwakhe aluthathayo ukuze sibone ukuthi uzohamba nini. I-Poop ayizange iphumelele ... waba nengozi eyodwa ehlobene nesikhindi sangaphansi, waphinda futhi enabukeni lakhe. Kodwa ingane iyanyathela... akunjalo?
Amashumi amabili namashumi amabiliIsiphetho, ngamafuphi
Indlela iyasebenza impela, kodwa kuyisifiso sokuyibiza ngezinsuku ezintathu, futhi angikwazi ukusho ukuthi sisondelene kakhulu ne-poop front. (Futhi siyaqaphela ukuthi izingane eziningi zisagcina zisebenzisa amanabukeni ebusuku isikhashana ngisho nangemva kokuqeqeshelwa ibhodwe.) Kodwa kuyafaneleka, futhi ngokuqinisekile sizoqhubeka nalolu hlelo ngezinsuku ezine, ezinhlanu nangaphezulu. Futhi njengoba besho, sh*t kuyenzeka.
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