Ukuhambisana Nomdlavuza: Izimpawu Zakho Ze-Zodiac Ezifanele Kakhulu, Zibekwe Zimbi Kakhulu Kuya Kungcono Kakhulu

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Bomdlavuza, siyakuthanda—uma kungenjalo ngenxa yokuthi uthambekele kangakanani ukukhala egumbini lokugqoka lakwa-H&M lapho uzwa ithrekhi ye-Enya, ngakho-ke nakanjani ukuthi uhlala kanjani ufaka ibhodlela elincane le-ibuprofen esikhwameni sakho uma kwenzeka othile—noma ubani—ethola ikhanda elibuhlungu . Ungumama ongokomfanekiso womhlaba, ongenza ukuphola... (I-Oedipus complex, noma ubani?) Ungakhathazeki. Ezinye izimpawu zihambisana kakhulu kunezinye.

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Umnakekeli omkhulu, iCancer akasoze akushiya ulenga lapho uza kuye unenkinga. Lezi zinkalankala ezinomzwelo kakhulu zizohlala phansi futhi zikuxoxe nganoma yikuphi ukukhathazeka, kungaba isethulo esikhulu emsebenzini noma indlela yokusingatha isimo esinzima senhlalo, zihlale zikulungele ngendlebe ebukhali ukulalela, ihlombe ukukhalela kulo. futhi amanye ama-Häagen-Dazs emphemeni.

Kodwa nakuba sizithanda ngenxa yemvelo yazo yokukhulisa, lezi zidalwa ezizwela kakhulu zingabambelela kancane. Phela, ngenxa yokuthi bazinikela kakhulu, amaCancer angazizwa enganakwa kalula lapho engatholi ukunakwa okufanayo ngokubuyisela. Izinto ezincane njengokungathumeli umlayezo othi goodnight noma ukukhohlwa ukubazisa ukuthi uzodla isidlo sakusihlwa ngemva komsebenzi kungabathumela phansi i-wormhole yemizwa, ngakho qiniseka ukuthi amakhono akho okuxhumana asezingeni eliphezulu.

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12. I-Aquarius

Ama-Aquarians namaCancer abonakala ephikisana phezulu-nakuba ngezinye izikhathi yilapho okwakhiwa khona okukhangayo okunamandla. Abantu base-Aquarian bathanda izindlela ezintsha zokucabanga futhi bafuna ngokuyinhloko ukuxhuma ezingeni lobuhlakani. Ama-Cancer awawona ama-dummies, kodwa athambekele ekuxhumaneni ezingeni lenhliziyo. Okufanayo laba bobabili ukuthi bobabili bangabantu abanothando olujulile—kungakhathaliseki ukuthi yimbangela yepolitiki noma umsebenzi wokuzilibazisa, laba bobabili bayahlangana lapho bethola okuthile bobabili abakukhathalelayo. Mhlawumbe ubusuku be-trivia, lapho u-Aquarius engabonisa khona amaqiniso angahleliwe awagcinile, futhi Umdlavuza ungabelana ngazo zonke izinsuku zomlando nesikhathi esivalelwe ebuchosheni babo kusukela ebangeni lesikhombisa (O, ubungazi ukuthi uMthetho Wesitembu waphasiswa ngo-1765? ICancer yangakini yenza...). Uma laba ababili bengagxila kulokho okubahlanganisayo kunokubahlukanisa, bangawina kakhulu…kodwa maningi amathuba okuba ngobusuku be-trivia kunothando.

11. Ama-Aries

Lokhu kungaba umdlalo okhohlisayo. Oh, kubonakala kulinga ekuqaleni...Aries energy is hyper-masculine, fun and entrepreneurial, okuyinto eheha amaCancer. Kodwa bangaba nedumela elibi ngokuqala izinto futhi bangaqedi, kanti amaCancer anomkhuba ophambene: angalokothi adedele. Isihluthulelo salokhu kubhanqa ukubekezela. Ama-Aries athanda ukuhamba ngokushesha, kodwa uma engadlulisela umdlandla wawo ekuvezeni kancane kancane inkalankala ngokuhamba kwesikhathi ukuthi ayathandwa futhi ayanakekelwa, amakhemikhali angaqhuma. Ama-Cancer ayakuthanda ukukhonzwa, futhi ama-Aries athanda ukubonisa abalingani babo futhi abenze bazizwe njengezihlabani ze-rock. Ukumataniswa kwalokhu okubili kungadala cishe ukuba khona kohlobo losaziwayo—okucwebezelayo nokuthakazelisa; kodwa sonke siyazi ukuthi bungakhi kakhulu ubudlelwano bosaziwayo obuphelayo: okuxakile.

10. ISagittarius

Siyazi kakade ukuthi umlilo namanzi akuhlangani kahle. I-Sagittarius iyavutha futhi iyanomsindo, iqhulula amahlaya, ikhuluma ngemizuzu engama-45 mayelana nokuthi inkolo yabo entsha injani. hhayi inkolo, kodwa umphakathi omangalisayo, othanda ukuthula (lapho, yebo, kufanele udele uzwane ukuze ujoyine, kodwa manje kuthiwani?!). Kodwa laba ababili banokuthile okukhulu abafana ngakho: UKUDLA. Indlela eya ezinhliziyweni zabo idlula eziswini zabo, futhi ungabathola bobabili belindile kulayini amahora amathathu kulokho okubhekwa njengocezu olungcono kakhulu lwepizza eBrooklyn. Futhi lolo usuku oluhle ngempela, ngisho ne-Sagittarius i-monologue phakathi kokulunywa kanye Nomdlavuza idla imizwa yabo ngokuthi uphazamisa kanjani umqondo wenkolo entsha ...

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9. Gemini

AmaGemini anezimfanelo eziningi ezinhle angaziletha kunoma yikuphi ubudlelwano bothando: Ayahlekisa, anomdlandla, ahlakaniphe kakhulu, anelukuluku lokufuna ukwazi futhi ayakuthanda ukuba nesikhathi esimnandi. Lokho kungase kubangele umdlavuza, kodwa bazodinga nje kancane kancane okwengeziwe kwalokho okuyisicefe kokuzibophezela izinto ezigcina ubudlelwano ndawonye. Impela, AmaCancer athanda ukuzijabulisa, kodwa futhi adinga iziqinisekiso zokwethembeka, hhayi a Isho Noma Yini ukuthinta kwe-boombox ngemva kweviki lokungaphindiseli umlayezo wombhalo. Umdlavuza uzama ukwakha ikusasa lapha, bantu! Inkalankala idinga ukuzizwa ikhethekile, futhi yini eyodwa esiyaziyo ngoPeter Pan? Ngeke akhule.

8. Leo

I-Leos ingabaphathi. Kuyashisa lokho. Nabo bangosisi. Lokho kuyidayisi lenkalankala. Nakuba amaCancer angase akhangwe ku-charisma yemvelo ye-Leos, ubukhazikhazi bawo kanye ne-swagger kungenza amaCancer akhiphe amehlo—angase abe nothando, kodwa awazona iziwula. Ngenkathi ama-Leos enza ama-kegstands futhi entshontsha imakrofoni yekaraoke ephathini yosuku lokuzalwa lomngane wakho, AmaCancer awahlabeki umxhwele. Okuwukuphela kwendlela lo mdlalo uvutha ngayo i-Leo ongabelana ngokugqama. Okuphi… sikufisela inhlanhla!

7. Libra

I-Libras ithanda uthando lwendabuko, njengamaCancer, kepha indlela yabo yokukhuluma ivame ukuba nekhanda elipholile futhi enobuhlakani, kunokuba ibe nemizwa. Lokhu ngisho ne-keel kubenza babe umsingathi wephathi ophelele, kodwa ngenkathi bebhuquza futhi bekhanyisela wonke umuntu ngokulinganayo (bafanekiselwa isikali ngesizathu), isithakazelo sothando lweCancer sizozizwa silulazekile ngokuthi akuwona kuphela i-VIP. ekamelweni. Uma i-Libra ingaqinisekisa inkalankala ekujuleni, ezingeni lomzwelo kakhulu ukuthi izinikele, khona-ke laba ababili bazojabulela ubudlelwano obufanele i-Instagram. Isithombe sokugibela ibhayisikili e-Montauk, izithombe ozishuthe zona e-Eiffel Tower kanye nezinkomishi eziphindwe kabili zika-ayisikhilimu. Kodwa lokho kukhulu uma .

6. I-Capricorn

Ama-Capricorns azimisele ngekusasa lawo, futhi ahlanganyela umuzwa wokuhlekisa omile nenkalankala. Uma usebhizinisini neCapricorn (nomshado kuyinto ibhizinisi), usezandleni ezinhle. Ama-Capricorns angaba uhlobo olubandayo, kodwa uma ekugcineni eseqedile umsebenzi wosuku, angaba nokunakekela nokukhulisa ngendlela emangalisayo. Uma ubudlelwano kuwumsebenzi, abakwaCapricorn bakhona ukuze benze umsebenzi, futhi lokho ngokuvamile kwenza isibopho esizinzile kakhulu. Into eyodwa laba bobabili abafana ngayo ukuthi bagcina ibhizinisi labo liyimfihlo futhi bethula inkundla eqinile, ebumbene. Ndawonye, ​​laba abaphumelele ngokweqile bangumbhangqwana onamandla wamaphupho awo wonke umuntu. Yebo, empeleni unguWill noKate.

5. Umdlavuza

Izinkalankala ezikwizinkalankala ziyaqonda ukuthi ukuvikeleka kubaluleke kangakanani kwenye, futhi uma ichofoza, lezi ezimbili zizoqala ngokushesha ukwakha ikusasa elizinzile ndawonye. Lona umbhangqwana owenza amaphathi amnandi asendlini kodwa adlulele ngaphandle ukuyophuza iziphuzo emva komsebenzi. Hhayi ukuthi abasonti, ukuthi nje izinto zilula kakhulu uma ufika kubo, cha? Uma usungaphakathi kwegobolondo lenkalankala, bazokuphakela, bakutotose, babuke noma yini oyifunayo ku-Netflix, njll., kodwa bangabantu basekhaya njalo. Noma kunjalo, amaCancer awamile. Bavame ukuthanda izingane futhi bahlanganyele umsebenzi wokuzikhulisa (ukuncika ekhaya!), Futhi uma kuziwa ekukhetheni isethi entsha noma i-swatch yepende ye-foyer, lezi zihlakaniphi zasekhaya zazi kahle ukuthi kubaluleke kangakanani leso sinqumo.

3. I-Taurus

AmaTaurus namaCancer akhuluma ulimi olufanayo lothando: Imali. Kuzwakala kucashile, kodwa ngempela, inkunzi yaziwa ngokuba yinhle kakhulu ekuphatheni imali, futhi umdlavuza uzimisele ngokuhlelela ikusasa. Ukuvikeleka ngokomzwelo nangokwezimali kuyahambisana kuzo zombili izimpawu. Kodwa funa ucabange ukuthi lokhu kungaba ukubhanqa kwe-mercenary, okungenaluthando, khumbula ukuthi amaTaurus, njengamaCancer, athanda uthando lwakudala lwezinhliziyo nezimbali. Sikhuluma ngezimbali ze-calla lily ngaphandle kwesizathu (!), Amabhomu okugeza kanye namakilasi okupheka imibhangqwana. Sibona leso sigameko sikabhavu ukusuka Amabhuloho aseMadison County ekusaseni lenu ndawonye...susa lonke lolu tulo lwendaba.

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4. Virgo

Lona umdlalo ophakamisa umbuzo: Ngubani ozototosa ama-pamperers? UVirgo uthanda ukukhonza, kanti uCancer uthanda umama. Naphezu kokuhambisana okuyisisekelo (amanzi eCancer asebenza kahle nomhlaba we-Virgo), lezi ezimbili zincane futhi okufanayo ukuze kuzuze bona—bobabili badonsa kanzima ukuze kube yibo abageza izitsha bese bekhalaza ngakho ngokuhamba kwesikhathi. Kodwa lapho besendaweni enhle, baba nolaka ndawonye . Uhambo olude epaki eligcwele ingxoxo ejulile? Kuyamangalisa. Uhambo olude epaki ukuvungama kubulala wonke umuntu odlula ngendlela? Kungcono kakhulu.

2. AmaPisces

Ama-Pisces, izimpawu zamanzi akanye nawo, ajulile futhi angokomzwelo. Bazilahlekela ngokweqiniso othandweni. Lezi yizindaba ezinhle kuCancer, ongagcini nje ngokufuna ukuzibophezela kodwa nomuntu ozomvumela ukuthi azinakekele. Inkimbinkimbi yemvelo yabafel’ ukholo yamaPisces ifakazela ukufanelana kahle komphefumulo wenkalankala ngokunikeza ukuzinikela okumsulwa. Cishe bazobhala inkondlo yothando usuku olulodwa unyaka futhi bagcine ngokunethezeka bethola idili lencwadi bese beyinikezela emnyuziyamu wabo, uCancer abawuthandayo.

1. Scorpio

Umdlavuza ojwayelekile uyacabanga U-Romeo & Juliet iyindaba yothando ephelele kanye nephutha elilodwa elikhulu lokuxhumana. Lokhu kungenxa yokuthi bafuna ukuzibophezela futhi badinga ukwazi ukuthi abalingani babo bakhona isikhathi eside. Ngamanye amazwi, kufanele uqhekeze lelogobolondo eliqinile ukuze uthole leyo crabmeat emnandi. Ama-scorpios, adume ngokuzethemba, aphethe futhi anomona, anesibindi sokufakazela ukuthi awagcini nje ukugibela noma ukufa, ayagibela FUTHI ayafa, njengalapho, 'kuze kube yilapho sehlukaniswa ukufa. Niyabo? Kuyesabeka, kepha kuCancer, kumnandi kakhulu kwezothando. Oh Scorpio, oh Scorpio! Kungani unguScorpio?

U-Kiki O'Keeffe ungumbhali nobhula ngezinkanyezi eBrooklyn. Ungalandela incwadi yakhe yezindaba, Angikholelwa ekufundweni kwezinkanyezi , noma yena Twitter futhi Okumaphakathi @alexkiki.

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