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Kungenzeka ukuthi uyizwile le nkulumo kumaNdiya amaningi aseNyakatho ahlala eningizimu yeNdiya - 'Enyakatho neNdiya sithola iblah-blah ... kodwa ngeshwa ayikho lapha.' Lowo ngumuzwa ojwayelekile ogijima cishe kuwo wonke amaNyakatho Indian ahlala eningizimu yeNdiya. Kepha kwesinye isikhathi, kungenye indlela futhi. Umuntu waseNdiya osenyakatho uzomangala ukubona izinto ezimbalwa eningizimu yeNdiya ezingekho enyakatho.
Uma kufanele usuke enyakatho uye eningizimu yeNdiya ngomsebenzi noma izifundo, uzobhekana nokwethuka kwesiko okungathatha izinsuku noma izinyanga ukujwayela. Ngenxa yokwehluka kwesiko, indlela yokuphila, isimo sezulu, abantu abafudukela eningizimu bevela enyakatho ye-India bakuthola kunzima kakhulu ukuba khona nabantu bendawo. Ngakho-ke, umuzwa wokukhumbula ekhaya uyaqhuma lapho uwedwa ezweni elisha.
Abesifazane BaseNyakatho NaseNdiya BaseNdiya: Ubani Okulula Ukuqomisana?
Kepha abanye bathola lezi zinguquko eningizimu ziyimpumuzo enkulu empilweni yakudala neyomhlaba yesifunda sabo. Abanye abantu abathanda izinto bathanda ukuhlola indawo entsha. Babamba isiko elisha ngenhliziyo ephelele.
Kodwa-ke, eminye imicabango ngokufihlwa kokuhlala endaweni 'engenasihluku' maqondana nendawo ohlala kuyo impilo yakho yonke iyakucasula ngezikhathi ezithile.
Le micabango ibhekana kakhulu nezinguquko zamasiko nezindlela zokuphila ezibonwa ngumuntu waseNyakatho Indian ohlala eningizimu yeNdiya. Ake sibabheke.
'Arreee !! URoti toh yahaan bhi banti hai yaar !!! ”:
Awukwazi ukusisola ngokuba nalombono! Eminyakeni edlule ubufunda kwiSocial Studies ukuthi 'Ilayisi ukudla kwethu okuyisisekelo.', Kepha i-roti nayo iyisidlo esijwayelekile. Ingxenye enkulu yeNyakatho India isinda ku-roti! Ngakho-ke ungamangali uma ubona ama-rotis enziwa lapha futhi.
'Ngokuzimisela, kungani ugcoba uwoyela kakhukhunathi ezinweleni zakho?':
Kungani unkulunkulu kungani? Kungani kunezihlahla zikakhukhunathi eziningi kangaka eningizimu? Ngabe bayayifaka ezinweleni zabo ngoba ingatholwa ngokuningi? Ake sikuvumele ungene ngemfihlo. Uwoyela kakhukhunathi unuka kabi futhi wenza izinwele zakho zibukeke zingama-eeww!
“Ngingakwazi ukugqoka izingubo ezimfishane? Ngokuzimisela? Hewu!!':
Lokhu kwenzelwa amantombazane kuphela. Amantombazane azohlala eNingizimu India ayamangala, noma kunalokho ashaqekile ukuthi amantombazane lapha agqoka noma yini enhle kakhulu!
'Yiba nephathi yangempelasonto?':
Masibhekane neqiniso lokuthi amaqembu ikakhulukazi izindaba zomndeni eNyakatho India. Futhi umcimbi njalo ngezimpelasonto, singaphupha ngakho nje. Kepha eSouth India izimpelasonto zenzelwe amaqembu. Izilwane zephathi ziphelelwe ukulala ehhovisi isikhathi eside futhi ziya emicimbini yangasese, ezinkantini, kuma-disco, ezindlini zokusebenzela, ungakusho nje, zikwenzile.
'Kuch bhi kaho par imfundo bohot sahi hai yaar!':
INyakatho India inamakholeji amahle kepha kunesizathu sokuthi sifudukele emazweni aseNingizimu ngemfundo ephakeme. Bavele bamkhahlele imbongolo! INingizimu India amanye amakolishi ahamba phambili emhlabeni nganoma yikuphi ukwenza okuthile. Futhi okuncane noma ukungabi bikho kokuxhumana kwezepolitiki kwenza kube ngcono kakhulu.
'Kitne sanskari bacche hain yahaan !!':
Izingane zizoba izingane kodwa sifisa kanjani ukuthi okungenani zibe nezindlela ezithile zozakwabo baseNingizimu! Ukuqhathanisa kubi impela kepha izingane ezihlukumezayo eNyakatho India ziphonsa zikwenza ufise ngezinye izikhathi, ukuthi zibe nezindinganiso zengane yaseNingizimu India. Ukucabanga ngezifiso kepha asikwazi ukuzibamba kodwa sicabange ngakho.
'Izilimi ze-kare kaun kaunsi sikhoon yaar!':
ENyakatho India uma wazi isiHindi ungathola indlela yakho cishe kuzo zonke izifundazwe. Kepha iNingizimu India ingenye nje isilwane ngokuphelele! Lapha une-Telugu, isiTamil, isiKannada, isiMalayalam nokwenza izinto zibe yinkimbinkimbi kakhulu ku-tulu, okuhlanganisa i-Malayalam ne-Kannada. Umbuzo-ke uthi zingaki izilimi esizifundayo?
“Ngabe yonke imikhiqizo ikhona nalapha? Ngiyabonga Rabba!
Okukhathaza kakhulu amaNdiya aseNyakatho ukuthi noma ngabe iNingizimu India izoba nemikhiqizo ebinayo emuva ekhaya noma cha. Kepha iNingizimu India iyasimangaza ngemikhiqizo emikhulu etholakala kalula njengakwezinye izindawo. Ungaqamba igama, bakutholile.
'Inn ke saath rehke toh mein saare gaaliyan bhool jaunga yaar':
ENyakatho neNdiya sihlukumezana njengezikati zayo ezinethayo nezinja. Yonke eminye imisho iphetha ngo 'gaali'. Kepha-ke uthuthela eNingizimu India futhi izinto zishintsha kakhulu. Ngenkathi benesethi yabo yezichasiso kepha bacashile kakhulu kunalokho esikusebenzisayo. Ngakho-ke sizama ukukhohlwa ukuhlukunyezwa noma sibafundise okunye okusha.
'Tu Madrasi nahi hai?' Phir ??? ”:
Esinye sezimo ezimbi kakhulu zokucatshangelwa okungajwayelekile yile. Wonke omunye umuntu esimcabangayo kumele abe yiMadrasi! Asazi ukuthi kwenzeka kanjani lokho kepha amaNdiya aseNingizimu afanayo ne-'Madrasi '. Kungakusiza ukwazi ukuthi kukhona amaKannadigas aseKarnataka, amaTelugites avela ku-Andhra Pradesh, amaMalayalis aseKerala kanye neMadrasis asuka eTamil Nadu [empeleni abizwa ngamaTamil].
