Noma ngabe uke waba ushadile iminyaka emibili noma amashumi amabili eminyaka, kusekhona iqiniso elilodwa elilula: umshado uthatha kakhulu umsebenzi (ingasaphathwa, amathani ukubekezela!). Futhi nakuba izifundo ezinkulu zobudlelwane zivame ukuvela kokuhlangenwe nakho, akukaze kube buhlungu ukuthola ukuqonda okwengeziwe okuvela kwezinye izithandani ezithe ngenze . Kulokhu, siphendukela kwabanye osaziwayo bethu abangamakhosikazi nabayeni, abazi kahle kamhlophe ukuthi umshado ufana ezihlekisayo njengoba kuyinkimbinkimbi. Kusukela emlonyeni we Catherine Zeta-Jones , uKristen Bell nangale kwalokho, nazi izingcaphuno ezingu-32 zomshado ezihlekisayo ezizokwenza uhleke futhi uthi, okufanayo.
OKUPHATHELENE: 55 Izingcaphuno Zothando Zothando Ozabelana Nalowo Okhethekile
1. Abantu abashadile kuphela abangaqonda ukuthi ungaba kanjani lusizi futhi ujabule ngesikhathi esifanayo. - UChris Rock
2. Ngisanda kuthola ukuthi unkosikazi ubhala incwadi nge-honeymoon yethu ebizwa ngokuthi 50 Shades of Just OK. - UConan O'Brien
3. Ngiyakuthanda ukushada. It'kuhle kakhulu ukuthola umuntu oyedwa okhethekile ofuna ukumcasula impilo yakho yonke. - URita Rudner
4. Ngake ngambuza ubaba, ‘Wena nomama nahlala kanjani iminyaka engu-33 nishadile?’ Wathi, ‘Awu, asikaze sifune ukudivosa ngesikhathi esisodwa.’ — UGwyneth Paltrow
5. Ngicabanga ukuthi umthetho omuhle wesithupha uwukuthi ungalokothi udlale ‘f**k/marry/kill’ phakathi kwezinye izithandani ohlezi nazo njengamanje. - Chrissy Teigen
6. Ukuze umshado ube yimpumelelo, wonke umuntu wesifazane nawo wonke amadoda kufanele abe neyakhe indlu yokugezela. Isiphetho. - UCatherine Zeta-Jones
7 Kuwo wonke umshado omuhle, kuyakhokha ngezinye izikhathi ukuba yisithulu kancane. -Ruth Bader Ginsburg
8. 'Sinemithetho embalwa ebudlelwaneni bethu. Umthetho wokuqala ukuthi ngimenza azizwe sengathi uthola konke. Umthetho wesibili ukuthi ngiyamvumela ukuthi enze ngendlela yakhe kukho konke. Futhi, kuze kube manje, iyasebenza.' - Justin Timberlake
9. Chitha imizuzu embalwa ngosuku ulalele ngempela oshade naye. Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi izinkinga zakhe zizwakala ziwubulima kangakanani kuwe. — UMegan Mullally
10. Uma nje wazi amadoda afana nezingane, wazi konke! - UCoco Chanel
11. Ngike ngixabane uma indoda yami iwasha. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, wayewasha izingubo. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, izingubo zami manje zingathengiswa kwa-Gap Kids. - UMolly McNearney
12. Umngani omuhle usanda kungitshela ukuthi isihluthulelo somshado ophumelelayo ukuxabana nqunu. — LeAnn Rimes
13. Amadoda anjengomlilo. Baphume bengagadiwe. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
14. Ngingumfazi ozinikele kakhulu. Futhi kufanele ngizinikele, nami—ngokushada izikhathi eziningi. — Elizabeth Taylor
15. Ngashada ngenxa yothando kodwa izinzuzo ezisobala zokuba nomuntu ozothola izibuko zami azikwazi ukushaywa indiva. - UCameron Esposito
16. I'm nje indawo yokushintsha inabukeni exhunywe ohlelweni lokusekela ukuphila, kodwa umkami, yena'isidlo sasekuseni, sasemini nesakusihlwa. Yena'uDenny womuntu's usuku lonke. - URyan Reynolds
17. Ngithanda ukubonga esidlangalaleni umyeni wami ngokushintsha uhhafu wamanabukeni endlini yethu. Ngethemba ukuthi uzokushintsha konke okwami ngelinye ilanga… - Kristen Bell
18. Ngiyamthanda umyeni wami, kodwa noma sikuphi, ngimlalisa eduze nomnyango ukuze uma kukhona okwenzekayo, abulawe kuqala. - Jessica Valenti
19. Umshado awunaziqinisekiso. Uma yilokho okufunayo, hamba bukhoma ngebhethri lemoto. — Erma Bombeck
20. Ukushada kufana nokuhweba ukudunyiswa kwabaningi ngenxa yokubhuqa omunye.— UMae West.
21. Umshado ungumsebenzi. Umshado uwumsebenzi. It'akuyona into emnandi, wenza okuningi ngaphambi kwesihlanu kunalokho okwenziwa abantu abaningi usuku lonke.— Sinbad
22. Ngaphambi kokuba ushade nomuntu, kufanele uqale umenze asebenzise ikhompiyutha ene-inthanethi ehamba kancane ukuze ubone ukuthi ungubani ngempela.—Will Ferrell
23. Umyeni wehlisa i-thermostat ngasese futhi ngiyibuyisela ngasese. Sobabili sikuphika ngokunamandla ukuthi siyayithinta. Umshado uyajabulisa.— UStephanie Ortiz
24. 'Bheka, ufuna ukwazi ukuthi umshado unjani ngempela? Kuhle. Uyavuka, ukhona. Ubuya emsebenzini, ukhona. Ulala, ukhona. Udla isidlo sakusihlwa, ukhona. Uyazi? Ngisho, ngiyazi ukuthi lokho kuzwakala njengento embi, kodwa akunjalo.' - Ray Barone
25. 'Umkami wasibhalisela i-china, ngoba awazi ukuthi uPapa uzodlula nini futhi afune i-hot dog efakwe ku-microwave ngepuleti lika-0.' - UJim Gaffigan
26. 'Ungalokothi uwulahlekise umqondo womshado. Impela, othile angase akutshele ukuthi umshado uyipheshana nje. Nokho, injalo nemali, futhi yini eqinisekisa ukuphila kunemali ebandayo, enzima?' - UDennis Miller
27. 'Umshado unzima impela ngoba kumele ubhekane nemizwa...nabameli.' - URichard Pryor
28. Gada indoda elingana nawe; njengoba ubuhle bakho bunyamalala, kanjalo namehlo akhe ayoba njalo. - Phyllis Diller
29. 'Abanye abantu babuza imfihlo yomshado wethu omude. Sizinika isikhathi sokuya endaweni yokudlela kabili ngeviki. Ukukhanya kwekhandlela okuncane, isidlo sakusihlwa, umculo opholile, nokudansa. Uhamba ngolwesibili, mina ngihambe ngolwesihlanu.' — Henny Youngman
30. Uyazi kunegama labantu abahlale benephutha ngakho konke ngaso sonke isikhathi… Myeni! - UBill Maher
31. Mina nomkami sasijabule iminyaka engu-20. Sabe sesihlangana. - URodney Dangerfield
